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Seriously, fuck this.
I get no props or recognition for braving jake's mountainous mum continually and jake gets treated like some fucking hero .. getting behind that canyon crevice of hers is about 10 times more dangerous than climbing some shithouse foothill in uganda or wherever the fuck jake is, plus, at night and in the shady spots it gets to be about 5 times colder than jake's ugandan dirt clod, the smell is horrid and once you fall into one of the gaps there is no escape (or breathable air for that matter). Usually i have no gear bar my weapon of a dong and i'm starkers. After the initial 3 week journey to straddle position, i then have to set up camp and still have enough energy to rope myself up, traverse down the ass-face abseil style and then (with uninimaginable reluctance) pound that vast pooper with my trusty thruster.
Now you tell me .. who is the REAL hero? Jackasses.
Money is good though.
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Dave Begic broke my heart.
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nice danza, nice 
