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Originally posted by all-nite-freak yeah but never got the squirt to the face

Oh sorry, I was talking to Vlad.

if i dont touch you its not cheating...make a dying man happy and give me a chick facial

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Originally posted by jennypie Wait wait...so you've never made a woman orgasm from going down on her?? LOL!

Well, if it looks like a fucking rainforest down there, then I'll go nowhere near it.

Otherwise, I'd set up camp.

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Originally posted by all-nite-freak if i dont touch you its not cheating...make a dying man happy and give me a chick facial

Well how would that even work then? The answer is always "no", Jay.

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Originally posted by jennypie Wait wait...so you've never made a woman orgasm from going down on her?? LOL!

Oh I have, but its that impulse you girls have to start pushing our heads away.

I want a straight trooper, one that will push my head into her pussy when shes gonna orgasm, wraps her legs around my head and squeezes it into her so that my tongue goes that much deeper into her pussy.

And what ANF said, alittle juice would rock too.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

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Originally posted by jennypie Well how would that even work then? The answer is always "no", Jay.

i can buy you one of those eggbeaters with the crank shaft...lol shaft

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Originally posted by Vlad Oh I have, but its that impulse you girls have to start pushing our heads away.

What?! Maybe your just not very good down there.

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Originally posted by Vlad Oh I have, but its that impulse you girls have to start pushing our heads away. I want a straight trooper, one that will push my head into her pussy when shes gonna orgasm, wraps her legs around my head and squeezes it into her so that my tongue goes that much deeper into her pussy. And what ANF said, alittle juice would rock too.

LOL! Yeah I guess some have more sensitive clitoris' than others.


And why would you put your tongue IN the pussy? You should be working the clit with that, and putting your fingers inside. I dunno...I guess some chicks like that, but tongue in the pussy does nothing for me personally.

lol a chick likes head as much as we do if note MORE...damn Vlad thats funny because some chicks even let their dogs go down on em but you get denied...move over rover lol.

what about tongue in the ass...dont lie that feels fucking great.

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Originally posted by DJ_Eternal What?! Maybe your just not very good down there.

Actually its quite the opposite.

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Originally posted by Coup Vlad wins. Flawless victory.

Wait Vlad, you DO know that the clit is OUTSIDE the vagina, right??

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Originally posted by Slylee wtf it's all rainy and crappy out and here i am in another god damn sex thread.

lol someone a bit sexually frustrated?