I've taken a turd to the dome before.

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Never. Although I remember the biggst c*nt in the school I went too, had a seagull lay a cable on his head. A brilliant day by all accounts.

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once, i was about 8 and had just set off for school. I walked back home, washed, and carried on as normal.

a pidgeon shit on my head
a small bird shit on my hand as i walking. it was warm.

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UnauthorizedTranceAddict Youtube Channel where I post older mixes from the TA DJ Promotion Forum

My mixes:

Still up:1:2

Down:3:4:5

4 times

3 of them were each at different occoasions at Busch Gardens in Tampa

the other was some random day in a mall parking lot..

and yeah... sure.. im lucky... so lucky that i got shit on 4 times..

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a couple of times, i've lost count. they were all @ school up in iowa - and it was all crows. there were THOUSANDS of these ******s around campus, and there was one corridor that if you walked through it, it sounded like it was raining outside, but then you realized it was bird shit falling. gross. i've got videos of these ******s and how many there were. sick shit.

bird shit smells too - especially when the sidewalk is painted white w/ it.

lmao!

this dude was talking to me and he is one of those people that talk with their hands and a birdie pooped right on his hand.

BULLSEYE

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Although you are far away
I know you'll always be
Near to me
Near to me

R.I.P. DarkAngel 12-16-o9

At a BBQ...homemade burger fresh off the grill. Just finished perfecting the toppings and waiting for the top half of the bun to finsih toasting.

WHAM!! Bugger ruined my edible masterpiece. Shrapnel hit my hands and face. I was FURIOUS... it was the last burger too...

Seagull 1 Zentac_75 0

I've been plotting my revenge for 7 years now....waiting for the perfect opportunity mwahahahahaha

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"I don't judge anyone except myself; you shouldn't either."

yeh i had some fucken bird drop anchor on my hat when i was in grade 8. my mates found it hilarious.

quote:

Originally posted by tubularbills a couple of times, i've lost count. they were all @ school up in iowa - and it was all crows. there were THOUSANDS of these ******s around campus, and there was one corridor that if you walked through it, it sounded like it was raining outside, but then you realized it was bird shit falling. gross. i've got videos of these ******s and how many there were. sick shit. bird shit smells too - especially when the sidewalk is painted white w/ it.

know what you mean. late fall in michigan there were some trees full of those bastards.

got high once and someone shouted while i was under the tree. i zigged and zagged, like i could ever outrun poop|

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

like 3 times. it's pretty shitty.

Just the once, but fortunatly it wasn't very messy. Neither had good or bad luck that day.

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