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Originally posted by Orbax other peoples relations are like people you meet travelling. its the perfect relationship. Theyre on their best behavior and you dont hang out with them long enough to get pissed off at them. Like that poster, Someone somewhere is sick of their shit. You get the ideal view, its a dream.

single serving friends. mmmmmm

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Originally posted by tubularbills lol actually, i use bitches. female dogs seem to be more friendly towards other females for some reason.

troof, male dog would hump the living hell out of the chick.

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Originally posted by jfk-pilot troof, male dog would hump the living hell out of the chick.

exactly, and then she'd personify the dogs actions into my actions. so unless she was super horny atm, it probably wouldn't work in my favor.

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Originally posted by tubularbills single serving friends. mmmmmm

I am Jack's cold sweat.

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Originally posted by Cetra³ I am Jack's cold sweat.

I now have the urge to re-watch this.

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Originally posted by Slylee not less or more. if i'm attracted to someone, i'm attracted to someone. obviously if he's taken, i move on.

agreed...

because, if he cheats with you, he'll cheat on you.

and i am scared shitless of karma.

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yea true...

i mean, if there was this really strong chemistry between us and he had a girlfriend whom he clearly wasn't interested in, then i might say something, but i wouldn't encourage any sort of fling or affair at all. i would probably send out a message like, "well, if you're that unhappy and u like me so much, you know what u gotta do, but until then...sorry"

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

*chuckles away to himself*

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Originally posted by Slylee i mean, if there was this really strong chemistry between us and he had a girlfriend whom he clearly wasn't interested in, then i might say something, but i wouldn't encourage any sort of fling or affair at all. i would probably send out a message like, "well, if you're that unhappy and u like me so much, you know what u gotta do, but until then...sorry"

Can we say Britney Spears and Keven Federline? We all know how that ended up.

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

depends on the girl imo....the really slutty ones seem to like it.

the only way to prove your theory is to go out wearing a ring on your wedding finger. A few of my buddies and i have tried this on occasion with varied results.

For the guys: if you usually see a woman alone at the bar with a wedding ring and she is fiddling with it non stop...go talk to her (if she doesnt look like a beast of course). I've seen it 2 times and it was either the case of getting divorced or thinking about it. Rebound anger makes for happy penis' and deformed sphincters! Win!

seriously commitments are for quitters unless the target is loaded.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee yea true... i mean, if there was this really strong chemistry between us and he had a girlfriend whom he clearly wasn't interested in, then i might say something, but i wouldn't encourage any sort of fling or affair at all. i would probably send out a message like, "well, if you're that unhappy and u like me so much, you know what u gotta do, but until then...sorry"

agreed! that's why i don't understand people who are like, "well he said he was leaving his gf/wife/etc" either he is with the person or he isn't.

i refuse to be the "other woman"... (i also don't want to be the "homewrecker" on that note)

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