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Dammit. I am just a tad angry to make it late to this thread.
Anyways, for future reference:
1. Make your smoke alarm go off in your apartment.
2. In a commotion, wake said girl.
3. Wave arms crazily to distract her.
4. Say "OMG FIRE, GET OUT QUICK AND ILL MEET YOU AT YOUR PLACE! I HAVE TO SAVE THE DOG!" (If you have no dog, this will confuse her even more...AWESOME!)
5. ?????
6. Profit.
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