colonelcrisp...buddy! what were u thinkin with the chainsaw..

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"The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!" - homer

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp dislocated right shoulder tore MCL on right knee severed ACL on left knee, had surgury... it sucked hit in the head with a piece of abs pipe that was thrown at me after i ran my mouth - 6 stitches to the forehead broke my nose (face plant while drunken skating) knocked out two front teeth with a door knob (its a long story... in short i was kneeling behind the door changing the door hardware and my kid sister came running down the hall and kicked the door open............ into my face.....) stepped on 6 nails, two went thru my foot almost lost my big toe and that section of my foot on my left foot when i was 13 with a chainsaw.... i wasnt the sharpest kid back then... apparently cutting firewood in bare feet didnt ring any alarm bells for me

holy fucking darwinism