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Re: Most disgusting world records
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[color=orange]Greatest Distance Attained for a jet of Semen: Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4 in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7 mph.
Longest Turd: The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his state.
Most Prolonged Fart: Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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I'm jealous..
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