+1 up on the dark..

The other night something was outside in the forest we call a backyard.. I heard what sounded like footsteps... Scared the shit outta me cause im here working on some shit on my lappy here in the living room with the sliding glass door wide open..

I go to look and the footsteps get louder.. Im like holy crap im trippin or somethin, but they keep getting closer and closer.

I run to get a flashlight outta the cabinet in the kitchen, run back and the footsteps stop.. i turned on the flashlight and BAM!!!!!

FUCKIN OPOSSUM!!!!



I screamed like a little girl for a few seconds...

Heres what I was talking about something coming up and biting you while your on the toilet... sewer rats suck....

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Originally posted by Dj Blurr Heres what I was talking about something coming up and biting you while your on the toilet... sewer rats suck....

DUDE. I am glad I don't leave my toilet seats up. I'm not worried about them coming during the short time I spend on the toilet, more so than sneaking in during the middle of the night.

just be sure to turn the lights on when you wake up in the middle of the night to do your duties!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by GPC Just heights and things that want me for lunch. I mountain bike in Chino Hills State Park sometimes which has mountain lions and hearing noises in the bushes can be unsettling. Bears are kinda sketchy also. I had one wake me up while camping in Yosemite ripping the door off a Fiero to get at a pizza some dumb ass brought.

Wow!

I have a fear of unsecured heights There is a whole section of phobia testing that I will have to go through during the try out for H.R.T. There is a test for claustrophobia where you must wear a gas mask with the eyes completely blacked out and crawl through underground heating vents while the heaters are on, a test for automysophobia in which you must swim through a stagnant sewer, a test for acrophobia where you must climb to the top of an unstable 45 foot tower and stand with your toes hanging over the edge then ride on a helicopter skid unsecured with a blacked out gas mask over your face.

When I was young I was terrified of balloons because they could pop at any moment. Now I have based my entire career around volitile chemicals and explosives....how ironic

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Originally posted by Dj Blurr +1 up on the dark.. The other night something was outside in the forest we call a backyard.. I heard what sounded like footsteps... Scared the shit outta me cause im here working on some shit on my lappy here in the living room with the sliding glass door wide open.. I go to look and the footsteps get louder.. Im like holy crap im trippin or somethin, but they keep getting closer and closer. I run to get a flashlight outta the cabinet in the kitchen, run back and the footsteps stop.. i turned on the flashlight and BAM!!!!! FUCKIN OPOSSUM!!!! I screamed like a little girl for a few seconds...

I have the same problem!!! I live at the base of the Angeles National Forest so we have all sorts of animals roaming around my house. About two weeks ago I heard something big climb over my fence and then knock over the trash cans at about 3am. I assumed some scumbag was trying to break in or steal my car or my bike. I grabbed my gun and flashlight and crept up behind what I thought was a psycho, took up stance and flipped my light on only to see a family of HUGE possums ripping apart my garbage. The possums have now taken up residence in my garbage cans and will not leave no matter how many times I remove them. They have a date with the gas chamber. I can't risk them biting me or a family member when we go to throw out trash.

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i'm scared of soccer mom's on their cellphone in their big vessels driving 60 in a 35 :-p

I'm scare of snakes and heights.

I didn't realize so many people were like me and are afraid of heights. I can't even get near a window in a hotel without my knees going weak.

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Originally posted by GPC I didn't realize so many people were like me and are afraid of heights. I can't even get near a window in a hotel without my knees going weak.

Hey, me too! Haha, good to know I'm not the only pussy around

Can't even go to Six Flags

i have fear of heights and spiders

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