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Sorry, but you guys all suck at wishing.
Wish 1
To become a true pantomath, i.e all knowing, and I mean ALL knowing. If I want to solve quantum theory, I can. If I want to work out how to resurrect the dead, I can. If I want to pick up a specific woman, I know exactly the right words to say to her. This wish also includes that ability to erase information from one's brain, so you can't ruin the end of a good movie for yourself...
Wish 2
To be the best in the world at everything and anything I may put my mind to.
Best lover, best basketballer, best driver, best fighter, best fireman, best tennis player. Anything.
Wish 3
I’d keep this is reserve, though I probably wouldn’t need it because I’m all knowing and can therefore get anything I could ever want/need.
Money is easy as piss, because I know the lottery numbers every week…
My intelligent, hot wife is wherever she may be, and all I have to do it fly/drive there and woo her.
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