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speaking of diet sodas (which suck ass and taste nasty), who the fuck invented fresca? cause a while back, all my friends and i drank when it came to soda was CITRA. the best soda this planet's ever known, grapefruit soda mother******. and randomly, they discontinued it. several years pass with my thirst for carbonated grapefruits unquenched, when my mom and sister start drink fresca. i just pass it off as another random soda, as i'm not a big fan of anything carbonated usually. however on one day, upon a close inspection of the can, i notice that this soda is...not lemon and lime...BUT FUCKING GRAPEFRUIT, PRAISE THE LORD!
i immediately pop open the can, bask in its glory, take a huge swig, and i shit you not, spat it out all over the carpet. still shocked, i turned to the ingredients on the can. there, low on the list, lied aspertame, the bane of all good sweet things everywhere. normally, something with aspertame in it would be labeled diet, BUT NO, there is no regular fresca, just DIET FUCKING FRESCA. except they don't tell you its a diet soda.
cor version: fresca is a diet soda and they don't fucking tell you I WANT MY FUCKING CITRA
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