stop believing things ugly people say to make other ugly people think they have a chance.

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Damn you have crappy luck today. How is it now?

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

it's like 1% better...




edit: "today" is an understatement.

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wear a gas mask and say there's an anthrax threat.

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Originally posted by Inertia it's like 1% better...

I really don't know what to tell you.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Fl@k Monkey What is it with you people "OMG This happened!" .. "I know! rather than the logical, quickest thing and going to a doctor.. I'll go post my story on a public forum for help" wtf?

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Originally posted by Sunsnail You're an idiot. Ant bites do not require medical treatment.

I could see that situation...

"So, what is wrong?"
"I was bitten by an ant, and my lip is swollen. I wanna get lucky, so I need it to go away. Can you help me?"
"Ummm... you're a fucking retard and probably wouldn't be able to get laid either way, so just go home and forget that girl ever existed."

*shoves him out of the doctors office*
*guy cries*

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Originally posted by Inertia stop believing things ugly people say to make other ugly people think they have a chance.

I lolled

Anyway, rubbing alcohol should help, and if you want the swelling to go away, preperation H may be of assistance.

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Originally posted by Inertia yeah, go seeing any doc for this would be kind of stupid. my parents aren't even worried, they just laughed a bit cause i look like a retard. i'm kind of laughing on the inside too, if this didn't make me lose a great chance. i will destroy any ant i ever see again. ****s. and DR medicine... let's not get into that. let's just say the medicine in DR is like food in Somalia.

oh come on healthcare isnt so bad if you have insurance

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prep H? is that a joke? ain't that hemorrhoid cream?

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Originally posted by noikeee wear a gas mask and say there's an anthrax threat.

yeah, that is definitely the most sexy idea.

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Originally posted by Ivand oh come on healthcare isnt so bad if you have insurance

yeah man, we got some great doctors here ivan. you just fucking fail to remember we happen to be around the top 2% of the population in this country, and even then, it's expensive. we went to private schools, we're in college.

so, the gross of DR doesn't really have it that easy. when you consider the percentage of people that live in complete misery and die of easily curable/treatable diseases.

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Originally posted by Inertia i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some fucking ants in my SunChips and one FUCKING BIT MY LIP. my lip is now fucking swollen, has a fucking ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as fucking hell cannot look like this. what can i do? will this shit be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY FUCKING MOUTH. help me.

what is a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance?

no time to get all mother theresa on us ronald, worry about your lip not about the million haitians dieing in our hospitals

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