Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i really should shell out my hard-earned dollars to buy each of you fucking losers (that make threads like this) a diary to record your pointless existences in.
last weekend I nearly masterbated infront of a slug... but the slug turned away & snobbed me off; a total cock block. *scrubs snails & slugs off my masterbation in front of list*
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Aug-21-2007 09:52
Fl@k Monkey
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Registered: Feb 2005
Location: Brisbane, QLD
quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
last weekend I nearly masterbated infront of a slug... but the slug turned away & snobbed me off; a total cock block. *scrubs snails & slugs off my masterbation in front of list*
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
last weekend I nearly masterbated infront of a slug... but the slug turned away & snobbed me off; a total cock block. *scrubs snails & slugs off my masterbation in front of list*
quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
It's rustling in the leaves and making a chimp meets grudge type of sound. I must admit I am petrified. What does one do in situations such as this?