anyone consider the possibility that his crabs might have been playing with matches?

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I lol'd. As much as a man beats me, I still don't think I could set his little friend on fire.

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Originally posted by bubble anyone consider the possibility that his crabs might have been playing with matches?

either that or she was so dry (due to being turned off by the pathetic size of his toy soldier) that the friction caused him to self ignite?


or maybe the US gov planted incidiary devices on his genetalia and then forged a mass cover up operation of the whole affair so they could obtain oil rights to russia........

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

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Originally posted by Frenchie I lol'd. As much as a man beats me, I still don't think I could set his little friend on fire.

well then, you're a stupid girl.

in·tel·li·gence /ɪnˈtɛlɪdʒəns/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[in-tel-i-juhns] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. capacity for learning, reasoning, understanding, and similar forms of mental activity; aptitude in grasping truths, relationships, facts, meanings, etc.
2. manifestation of a high mental capacity: He writes with intelligence and wit.
3. the faculty of understanding.
4. knowledge of an event, circumstance, etc., received or imparted; news; information.
5. the gathering or distribution of information, esp. secret information.
6. the ability to know when or when not to light your partner's genitals on fire.


Oh shit, it's in there...

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i think it woulda been hot if she set it on fire then put it out with her mouth and tried to play it off as something kinky

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Originally posted by kadomony

no, FUCK YOU!

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Originally posted by squirrelly well then, you're a stupid girl.

No, I'm not. Stupid would be letting him beat me in the first place. If you beat up on your man, would you expect him to light your crab catcher on fire?

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Originally posted by enferno i think it woulda been hot if she set it on fire then put it out with her mouth and tried to play it off as something kinky

whole new meaning to fire swallowing right there

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Originally posted by Frenchie No, I'm not. Stupid would be letting him beat me in the first place. If you beat up on your man, would you expect him to light your crab catcher on fire?

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Originally posted by Frenchie As much as a man beats me, I still don't think I could set his little friend on fire.

The first part of your sentence clearly states that you'd let it happen.

And, in case you didn't realize, it's not always obvious that someone is abusive. Ergo, the chances of someone turning into a psycho hitter = moderately high.

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Originally posted by squirrelly And, in case you didn't realize, it's not always obvious that someone is abusive. Ergo, the chances of someone turning into a psycho hitter = moderately high.

the chances of men randomly being psycho hitters are moderately high? damn, must be hard to go on a date without being scared where you live.

i'd of estimated the chances of a man actually beating a woman were low. it's dangerous, it happens, but it's definitely not a moderately high (moderately high being somewhere near or over 50%).

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