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Originally posted by lücid "well first we made out for approximately 25 minutes, then she went down on me for 15 minutes, then i fingered her for 10 minutes, then the dog came in and licked my testicles while i fingered my ass for 7 minutes, and then we took some naughty photos and posted them on TA, and then..."

LOL

Well it is possible doing it that long...even if you are male.
If it is a good way to spend your freetime is another question.

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arent you supposed to go see a doctor if you have an erection for more than 4 hours?

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by nchs09 arent you supposed to go see a doctor if you have an erection for more than 4 hours?

only if you have taken viagra..... my good friend is a urologist and he tells me there is a new type of viagra like drug out there that is safer and better....


one of these days im gonna pop one or two of those bad boys and hang out in a shopping mall to count the funny looks i get.... ill probably sport a tshirt that says "take a look at my raging boner"

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN I have 3 hobbies: gaming, DJing & correcting maladjusted fools on the internet.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN Yeah, I’d like to know what horrible, scarring incident in your childhood turned you into such an ignorant, intellectual-hating philistine?

while it is possible to pound the beef curtains for a long time,
those 5 hours definitely included foreplay...
otherwise the pen0r would look like that of coming out of a pumphax

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Originally posted by colonelcrisp only if you have taken viagra..... my good friend is a urologist and he tells me there is a new type of viagra like drug out there that is safer and better.... one of these days im gonna pop one or two of those bad boys and hang out in a shopping mall to count the funny looks i get.... ill probably sport a tshirt that says "take a look at my raging boner"

perhaps the funniest moment in canadian history. make sure to record that shit :P

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

ive only gone for longer than 1 hour a few times. and thats only cause i was determined to bust a nut before i was done. anything over 1/2 hour is considered work for me unless the chick gets on and rides for a while.

on a side note. if you wanna last 2 hrs plus get those extended pleasure condoms. i swear you wont bust til kingdom come.

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix while it is possible to pound the beef curtains for a long time, those 5 hours definitely included foreplay... otherwise the pen0r would look like that of coming out of a pumphax

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

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Originally posted by hiram ive only gone for longer than 1 hour a few times. and thats only cause i was determined to bust a nut before i was done. anything over 1/2 hour is considered work for me unless the chick gets on and rides for a while. on a side note. if you wanna last 2 hrs plus get those extended pleasure condoms. i swear you wont bust til kingdom come.

yea extended pleasure = novocaine on your dick

and pleasure = her pleasure... not yours.

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Originally posted by wizniz yea extended pleasure = novocaine on your dick and pleasure = her pleasure... not yours.

amen to that

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If you want to go a long time just take a fucking Paxil. More than once I had to just give up because I knew it wasn't gonna happen. Stupid fucking SSRIs.

^^ serious? hows this work?

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