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Originally posted by jennypie Does it take a lot to get your gears going? Or do you nip at the heels of anything with a pulse?

So they have to have a pulse now? Fuck, you're a picky little bitch aren't ya.

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Originally posted by DigiNut So they have to have a pulse now? Fuck, you're a picky little bitch aren't ya.

LOL

Just thought of this as a funny comment to the point.

When a Woman Says..., It means:

Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.

Answer to the question 'What's wrong/How's it going?'
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is acting up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.


When a Man Says..., It means:

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you're making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do you want to have sex?
"I love you." = Let's have sex now.
"I love you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress you by showing you that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together." = I am gay.

I don't see how that's relevant to this thread.

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Originally posted by jennypie I don't see how that's relevant to this thread.

Well... your thread is about how horny people can be, right? Didn't you notice statements 4-7 under the "When a Man Says" list, for example? Didn't you ever have that kind of experience?

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Originally posted by Kamka Well... your thread is about how horny people can be, right? Didn't you notice statements 4-7 under the "When a Man Says" list, for example? Didn't you ever have that kind of experience?

Did you even read my first post? I said that I felt that way about maybe 5-10 people, ever.

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Originally posted by jennypie Did you even read my first post? I said that I felt that way about maybe 5-10 people, ever.

I understood your original question. But I was asking something else, in reference to my posting... I meant that kind of experience where you are invited to go somewhere or do something seemingly normal with a guy (like go out for a walk to the town or go to a museum), whom you take only as an acquaintance or as a new friend that you don't yet know very well, and you view this whole event only to mean that you might have a new friendship developing (emphasis on 'friendship')? And then you find out that the guy only wants to f*ck you and that all the other stuff behind it was just courtship dance?

That's what I think those sentences refer to and I had a few experiences like that.

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Originally posted by Kamka I understood your original question. But I was asking something else, in reference to my posting... I meant that kind of experience where you are invited to go somewhere or do something seemingly normal with a guy (like go out for a walk to the town or go to a museum), whom you take only as an acquaintance or as a new friend that you don't yet know very well, and you view this whole event only to mean that you might have a new friendship developing (emphasis on 'friendship')? And then you find out that the guy only wants to f*ck you and that all the other stuff behind it was just courtship dance? That's what I think those sentences refer to and I had a few experiences like that.

Well no, because I've been with the same guy for almost 10 years. But I'm not an idiot. I understand men very well. I'm very straight forward with people, so only an idiot would ask me to "hang out" and think there'd be a chance I'd have sex with him. I would never let a guy think that would happen. So no...I've never had that kind of experience.

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Originally posted by jennypie I understand men very well. I'm very straight forward with people, so only an idiot would ask me to "hang out" and think there'd be a chance I'd have sex with him.

Well, then I guess I don't (understand men) and that I'm dumb (or uneducated... be nicer to myself) in that respect, sad lol hmm

And to answer your original question... even though nobody knows me, so it really doesn't matter... I only really really desired one guy and that was the guy I loved the most in my life (at least that's the guy I felt the strongest affection for), and unfortunately there was nothing out of it and I am not sure where he is now and what exactly he's doing, whether he's married/in a relationship/single etc., and I don't really have any chance of even finding a contact to him, so I guess I'm out of luck. Hm, but that's life. (C'est la vie, as the French say ). I can still imagine having a happy life and happy family with someone to whom I could feel affection though. But that's again a different question than the one you asked.

Last edited by Kamka on Sep-25-2007 at 20:49

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Originally posted by Kamka Well, than I guess I don't (understand men) and that I'm dumb (or uneducated... be nicer to myself) in that respect, sad lol hmm

There's not much to understand, really. If you're self aware, you'll know what signals you're putting out. And if you're assertive, you should be able to let a man know the limits of your "friendship". There shouldn't really be any confusion. Perhaps you're just naive.

pretty gad damn high i would say, as long as its nice pair of rack and good face and body i'd hit it.