What the website fails to disclose is that our voting system is far, far too complicated for your average american to utilise, because there isnt a simple machine with a lever to pull or button to press!

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN What the website fails to disclose is that our voting system is far, far too complicated for your average american to utilise, because there isnt a simple machine with a lever to pull or button to press!

lol we still have problems, sad yes?

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Originally posted by Marc Summers lol we still have problems, sad yes?

i think its more problems with the voting machines more than anything. i have NO idea why the citizenry accepts voting machines. its just the silliest idea EVER.

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Originally posted by nchs09 why?

...because we don't want people in our country who can't communicate with us.

Duh.

It ceases to be "Australia" when there are 400,000 Chinese here who can't speak English, and begins to be...a colony of China! BUM BUM BAAAM! (that was dramatic noises).

But seriously, anyone who moves here should have to learn English. Just like if I moved to Japan, Sweden, Mali, or any other country I would fully expect to learn the local language and customs.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog ...because we don't want people in our country who can't communicate with us. Duh. It ceases to be "Australia" when there are 400,000 Chinese here who can't speak English, and begins to be...a colony of China! BUM BUM BAAAM! (that was dramatic noises). But seriously, anyone who moves here should have to learn English. Just like if I moved to Japan, Sweden, Mali, or any other country I would fully expect to learn the local language and customs.

agreed. but the government should help out in someways to get ppl to adapt to aussie ways. that doesnt mean u cant be proud of ur nationality and such but u must be able to accept our laws and speak, read, write english and have some form of education, get a job, pay taxes etc...

i got the labor party.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Blah blah blah

I think in order for migrants to recieve significant GOVERNMENT BENEFITS (not immigration), they should be required to pass some kind of "contribution to society" test. Understanding customs should be a mandatory component of that, but learning English 110% fluently shouldn't. The focus should be more on the real cost/benefit they bring to our country.

It's all good for you to look at the situation economically, from the comfort of your office chair, like a good little selfish capitalist... But if you were in someone elses shoes, your oppinion would soon change.

My grandfather had been seperated from his family (all dead) since he was 12, running from the army since he was ~15 or so. Can you imagine that? At 12 years old your whole family is dead and you're alone to fend for yourself... He came to Australia when he was 19 and was put to work on a sugar cane plantation by the government. At first, it was all ethnical migrants working on the plantation. Obviously all these guys were FOB and couldn't speak a word of English, but they worked their asses off to an extent that most Australian citizens will never even be able to comprehend. Then they began bringing in poms to work on the plantation, moved the italians & greeks to farming, and the whole operation fell apart. The poms could obviously speak English completely fluently, but they were lazy and did no work. I know who I would prefer in my country...

I think if you ask just about any immigrant about their experience in work camps, their story will be the same. In fact, when I was in Sydney 3 weeks ago, I was talking to an Italian cab driver. He was put on construction sites in Sydney the day he got off the boat. They were later replaced by poms. The project ended up taking years to complete and was over budget, because the poms went on strike 3 times.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog ...because we don't want people in our country who can't communicate with us. Duh. It ceases to be "Australia" when there are 400,000 Chinese here who can't speak English, and begins to be...a colony of China! BUM BUM BAAAM! (that was dramatic noises). But seriously, anyone who moves here should have to learn English. Just like if I moved to Japan, Sweden, Mali, or any other country I would fully expect to learn the local language and customs.

idiot.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

lib/nat...by a lot.

only one even remotely close was labor.

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Originally posted by nchs09 idiot.

The sad part is that Beat Blog's view is that of the typical Australian. This is how a dickbag like Howard comes to run the country.

Labor isn't perfect, but it is the lesser of two evils.

It gave me Labor as winner and lib/nat as runner up.
ok.

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Originally posted by echosystm I think in order for migrants to recieve significant GOVERNMENT BENEFITS (not immigration), they should be required to pass some kind of "contribution to society" test. Understanding customs should be a mandatory component of that, but learning English 110% fluently shouldn't. The focus should be more on the real cost/benefit they bring to our country. It's all good for you to look at the situation economically, from the comfort of your office chair, like a good little selfish capitalist... But if you were in someone elses shoes, your oppinion would soon change. My grandfather had been seperated from his family (all dead) since he was 12, running from the army since he was ~15 or so. Can you imagine that? At 12 years old your whole family is dead and you're alone to fend for yourself... He came to Australia when he was 19 and was put to work on a sugar cane plantation by the government. At first, it was all ethnical migrants working on the plantation. Obviously all these guys were FOB and couldn't speak a word of English, but they worked their asses off to an extent that most Australian citizens will never even be able to comprehend. Then they began bringing in poms to work on the plantation, moved the italians & greeks to farming, and the whole operation fell apart. The poms could obviously speak English completely fluently, but they were lazy and did no work. I know who I would prefer in my country... I think if you ask just about any immigrant about their experience in work camps, their story will be the same. In fact, when I was in Sydney 3 weeks ago, I was talking to an Italian cab driver. He was put on construction sites in Sydney the day he got off the boat. They were later replaced by poms. The project ended up taking years to complete and was over budget, because the poms went on strike 3 times.

er...what?

I never said anything about immigrants contributing to the economy. I just think that for them to function in our society, they should be able to speak the language. What happens when non-english speakers have to go to their local primary school for a meeting with their kid's teachers, and they can't communicate with them?

Or they can't understand road signs telling them how to drive?

Or they can't read a menu in a restaurant?

Or they can't give directions to a tourist (or local), because they don't speak the same language?

Or they can't strike up a conversation with someone out in public?

It's all about fitting into society. People can only become "Australian" when they interact with people from this country. Hanging out at home all day, or at clubs/bars/workplaces only visited by other migrants who speak your language is not conducive to this. This effectively creates small sects of the community that are living in Australia, but are not a real part of this country.

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Originally posted by nchs09 idiot.

No sir, you are the fucking idiot. What kind of retard sees no reason to learn the native language in the country they are living in? It's fairly logical. How can you expect to work and interact if you don't?

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Originally posted by echosystm The sad part is that Beat Blog's view is that of the typical Australian. This is how a dickbag like Howard comes to run the country. Labor isn't perfect, but it is the lesser of two evils.

er...no.

I'm not racist, and I'm not xenophobic. I'm not some bogan saying "get all those fucking asians out of MY country, they don't belong here".

In fact, I'm all for cultural diversity. But how can I welcome immigrants with open arms if they don't speak my language?

I mean that literally. I LOVE speaking to our local taxi-drivers (yes, I just made a huge generalisation - can it) and finding out where they are from, what they do, what their dreams are, if they have family etc. Every time I jump in a cab I strike up a conversation with the driver, even if my friends are in the car. Again...how can I welcome them if they can't speak to me? Through gesticulation?

...and don't bring politics into this. Politics are inane.

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