this was hilarious.

i hope nobody buys that book. total gheyness.

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I am reminded why I feel so much frustration towards people. It's not that I think people are morons (because I do), it's that I can't stand to see them waste their potential. Fucking stupid idealistic/optimistic heart.

*punches self in the crotch...er, heart*

You're such a big ol' fake.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Oh? Well you're entitled to your perception.

I mean you try at being a fembot, but then you "hate to see [people] waste their potential"??? A true fembot would derive pleasure out of seeing people fail spectacularly. You're just a poser.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

In an attempt to make me more human, my creator installed a program which enables me to act in a contradictory manner. We're not running on logic here, baby.

Wouldn't that also enable you to contradict your contradictory programming?

Anyone else smell that?

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I just SAID we're not running on logic. MORON.

Yes, after telling me it was in your programming to be contradictory. If you say we're not running on logic, then, logically, it is my duty to interpret you in the exact opposite way, so as to maintain at least some logic in this conversation. STUPIDHEAD.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

NO, YOU ARE!!

Once more, since your meaning is the contradiction of your expression, I shall take that as your exempting me from stupidhead status.

Aww, thanks, Jenny.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.