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Ok man - you said you want the typical Spring Break experience so you have half the work done by going to the Oasis. They have 4 different "Phases" I think Phase 2 is the nicest but if you are going on a spring break package I'm sure you wont be in there. It will still be fine since you are going for a Spring Break experience you will have an accomodating room to sleep, chit, shower, and do whatever with afore mentioned skanks.
The Phases are just 4 different buildings of the hotel, you can walk through the inside to each one of them. The beach is beautiful but rough at the side of the Oasis. Like mentioned before, go through a legit website and get all inclusive. They will give you the wrist band at the hotel and you will eat and drink all the booze you can handle for free*
*Disclaimer* You will drink for free but you should go prepared to tip a lot. The bartenders will straight ignore you if you don't tip! I dont blame them cause all these drunk frat dooods never tip them and are always screaming at them. Tip - Find the bartender at the bar you are going to be spending the most time and give him a good tip at the beginning of the day. I went down after breakfast and got a beer from our bartender when no one was around and slipped him a $20usd and said 'This is for me and my 3 friends take care of us the rest of the day' - This guy tried to kill give us and the random chicks that ended up at the bar with us alchol poisoning the rest of the trip! Basically don't act like the typical 'Beer pong king' asshat and you will get served more than your fairshare of poison.
The security guards are sometimes assholes so watch out for them. Don't leave valuables in your room cause it will get stolen.
That was the hotel, on to the parties ....
When you go down to your lobby around 9 there will be some guys selling tickets to the party of the night place(DaddyO's, Coco Bongo, The City, ...) every night. Don't worry it is legit. Usually around $40usd and it includes bus ride there and free booze inside *Remember tips! Most of the clubs in Cancun are free booze. Don't get into a fight with a huge mexican and get headbutted in the nose at Segnor Frogs. You wanted typical SB experience, Segnor Frog takes the cake for that (minus bloody nose ...).
One more thing, dont miss the foam party they have at the Oasis (Wed or Thur) The foam comes up to your neck/nose, I had a lot of fun (Trust me, sex in the foam on the dancefloor is possible ... if the bouncer notices and comes over a $20 takes care of that also)
They played EDM after all the shows toward the end at Coco Bongo but even without the edm scene still lots of stories to tell your grandsons if you are able to copulate after your trip. Hell, I might be there again if I don't do WMC. Will try to post pics up if I get a chance.
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