Why use urinals when you can give golden showers?

i hate it when my dick touches the water at the bottom of the urinal.

jk i have a small penis.

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Originally posted by lücid you despise lowered urinals? or you despise kids/midgets? and if you meant kids/midgets, which do you despise more?

Oh boy, I need to improve a bit on my wording in the forums here. I only despise the lowered urinals. I am very tolerable of little kids since I already have 9 nieces and nephews. Midgets are great too, there used to be a midget that worked out at my gym last year, good guy.

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Originally posted by lücid you despise lowered urinals? or you despise kids/midgets? and if you meant kids/midgets, which do you despise more?

LMAO!!!

fuck the rules, I use whatever I want. I will start a convo if I feel like it. I might even stare and laugh at you penis. Then piss all over the floor and try to make a piss angel.

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Originally posted by Cloudburst fuck the rules, I use whatever I want. I will start a convo if I feel like it. I might even stare and laugh at you penis. Then piss all over the floor and try to make a piss angel.

ftw

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What?

if i was a guy, and i had to choose a urinal, i'd choose the one next to the midget.

then i'd turn towards him and squeeze the tip of my penis (as if it were a talking penis) and say "hey lil fella, how ya doing down there?!"

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boys are so weird. in france, guys' urinals are in the same room as the girls' toilets, not separated by anything. theres the sinks and the urinal, and across from that the toilets. there is a small wall-type barrier between the sinks and the urinal for sanitary reasons but if you WANNA see something you totally can. and no one cares!

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa boys are so weird. in france, guys' urinals are in the same room as the girls' toilets, not separated by anything. theres the sinks and the urinal, and across from that the toilets. there is a small wall-type barrier between the sinks and the urinal for sanitary reasons but if you WANNA see something you totally can. and no one cares!

okay... that's exactly how it is here too?

When I'm in the urinal, I just gotta dance and piss all over everything

I can't have someone talking to you when you're at the urinal.
And also, if one of your mates comes in when you're having a piss and nudges you in the back, and you pish all over your shoes, that's almost as bad.

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