Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
3)
that was good
Dec-04-2007 10:34
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
1) sweating is half the fun of working out; and
2) lol speedos
I wear full swim trunks...but I noticed EVERYONE wears speedos. Guess I'll have to give in and look gay just to get some extra speed. Don't worry, I'll post pics, esp when you do a Jake Benson appreciation thread (wait until Jan tho...)
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I wear full swim trunks...but I noticed EVERYONE wears speedos. Guess I'll have to give in and look gay just to get some extra speed. Don't worry, I'll post pics, esp when you do a Jake Benson appreciation thread (wait until Jan tho...)
still be a fatty until january eh?
Dec-04-2007 13:28
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.
I keep forgetting you live in LA. Toi Thai is booommmbb, but the fortune cookies are not their strong point
Dec-04-2007 17:26
fac3d
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Oct 2004
Location: Baltimore,Md
lmfao..this is probably the best thread ever!
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Dec-06-2007 05:22
jrbuddha
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2004
Location:
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quote:
Originally posted by Swamper
If you want to bitch and whine about your sig being edited then PM me with what it was and I'll look into it.
Posting a thread about this wastes everyone's time
Dec-06-2007 05:47
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
still be a fatty until january eh?
I hit 160 lbs! The New York trip made me huge. It was nothing but meetings with chick mags (Cosmopolitan, Marie Claire, etc.) so they were all like "Want some cookies? And cuntwiches. And fat? Tee hee hee. I'm a corporate chick."
quote:
Originally posted by bas
keep forgetting you live in LA. Toi Thai is booommmbb, but the fortune cookies are not their strong point
Do you live in LA? I'd look at ur prof but too much effort. My fav at Toi Thai is Chicken Fried Rice. Something about it tastes soooooooo good and I always eat it all.
Originally posted by Jake Benson
WTFuk is that? What movie is it from?
It's from Dead-Alive. Awesome movie.
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Dec-12-2007 02:48
tubularbills
Max Power!
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Middle of fucking nowhere
quote:
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I hit 160 lbs!
fatty
ps, this reminds me of the south park episode "jared has aides" where the boys make butters eat all the chinese food from "city wok" and then they try to make him thin again
Dec-12-2007 05:54
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
I AM CONVINCED!
I asked yet another fortune cookie today:
"Fortune cookie, will I resolve all these bills (referring to the mail), when I'm on vaca in Seattle"
I opened it up and I SHIT YOU NOT PEOPLE, it said this:
"Good news will come to you by mail"
AGAIN it KNEW I was talking about the MAIL! How does it know this? How do fortune cookies know my fucking life?
Next time I do this i will record it and you will all see just how much fortune cookies are a future fucking portal into your soul.
