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Seriously though, I liked the cubed cheese + fruit idea.

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Originally posted by lücid i actually joked about that earlier today. thing is, they only come about 6 to a box, so i'd have to buy a shitload of boxes.

No no no, you take them out and punch all the little shapes out so people will just take a couple shapes!

but yeah, grapes and cheese cubes = win

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You *could* sorta do something like the edible arrangements site. You could slice some melon and pineapple flat...and use Christmas cookie cutters to make fun (and festive) shapes!


Eh? EH??

This is another sign your company has no idea what state their in

Jenny, can i borrow your penis-shaped cookie cutter?

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Originally posted by lücid Jenny, can i borrow your penis-shaped cookie cutter?

I didn't have a more appropriate place in c0r to post this, sorry dear.

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so i guess i'm brining chocolate-dipped penis-shaped pinapple slices, sprinkled with ketamine and served on a bed of edible underwear.

gotta run to the store now. thanks for the help guys!

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Oh man, can I come to the party?

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Originally posted by lücid so i guess i'm brining chocolate-dipped penis-shaped pinapple slices, sprinkled with ketamine and served on a bed of edible underwear. gotta run to the store now. thanks for the help guys!

oh god that reminds me, the other day i was talking with a good friend and he was trying to think of what to get for this girl he's trying to hook up with, so naturally i suggested edible panties. he then pointed out he's new to where he's living now and has no idea where to get any, so i suggested he make his own. which then moved into discussing how they should have an adult line of fruit roll ups. edible panties, and then the little punch out shape thing turns them crotchless!

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If you're bringing apples you should also bring some caramel dip. Dope combo.

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sliced green apples and sliced pineapple arranged around a jar of caramel dip; there you go!

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.