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Originally posted by bas Why didn't you just call Ian?

I didn't have my phone

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Originally posted by nchs09 hahaha wtf kinda thread is this. when i gotta go i just go. why wait untill you cant hold it in anymore.

so if you're sitting in bad traffic for hours and all of a sudden you gotta take a huge shit in the middle of a freeway without a single bathroom/toilet in sight, you're just gonna shit right there in your car?

I have a good one

I was about 10 or 11 years old at the time and I was waiting for the school bus when suddenly the urge to shit hit me REALLY hard. I was about to head back home but I saw the bus coming about 2 blocks away. This posted a bit of a dilemma since that day there was a school trip to this fucking awesome place and I didn't want to miss it...but then again I had to shit real bad! I went up the bus and about 10 minutes in I just couldn't hold it in anymore and I effectively shit myself. I just remember feeling something warm building up on my butt-cheeks and then an unbelievable stench of shit filling up.

I was scared shitless (no pun intended), if anyone found out what just happened I would never hear the end of it. I could already hear the snappy nicknames coming. So I just sat there motionless, pretending to be asleep and when the time to get off the bus at school came I just stayed last so noone would notice it was me.

My plan was to go to my classroom (which had a bathroom inside), but when I got there everyone was already lining up to board the bus which was taking us on our field-trip. I figured I was not going to have another bus ride with a fucking turd in my pants so I just said: "fuck it!" and ran into the bathroom. Once inside I realized, "what the fuck I'm I to do now?". So I decided to take off my underwear and just drop it in the trashcan and wipe my ass as clean as I could. I finished wiping and started running my ass off towards the bus. I got there just on time, as everyone was still boarding the bus.

To my surprise, the fucking stench was still there and my ass itched like crazy! I managed to hide the fact that it was me for the rest of the trip and as we returned to the classroom to get our things the janitor was there complaining about the shit covered surprise on the bathroom trashcan. I remember there was a big fuss over this as they tried to find out who did it and they actually pinned it on some kid in my class who was nothing but trouble. Those were good times, seeing the bastard cry like a baby swearing it wasn't him!

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Mission success!

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Originally posted by idoru

I don't know why, but I LOL'd so fucking hard!!! As a matter of fact I'm still laughing my ass off!

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biggest laugh of my whole day reading that last post omg this could turn out to be an epic thread!!!

I once was in the traffic situation mentioned above but instead of traffic i was on a fucking bridge. You know one of those bridges that says long bridge ahead check gas, well i should have checked my ass! I had to shit so bad as I was going across the bridge and to make it even better the first off ramp was 54th street and I was on on 118th. I could not phisicaly hold it anymore (hands were sweaty, I was clamy and cold, and I wasnt even sitting on the seat!) I was proped up above the seat cause if I was fully sitting down I would have shit myself. I got off the bridge and pulled over the emergency lane and went behind a couple of bushes. I had some Paper towels in my car that i had recently bought and I used that to wipe my ass.

PS It is the worst feeling in the world when you have to shit and there is no toilet nearby!!!

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Originally posted by Coastie PS It is the worst feeling in the world when you have to shit and there is no toilet nearby!!!

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Originally posted by idoru

Well played.

I think the worst time to have to take a shit(the explosive kind) would be right at the beginning of a final. What do you do?