"Take toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has
not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it.
And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really,
what else can they do?"
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!
Dec-19-2007 18:05
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
Charmin is shit. it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.
is what it's all about, along with their moist tissue to feel extra fresh
Dec-19-2007 18:17
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft
Dec-19-2007 18:22
Gen3r4l1ty
Supreme Fatty
Registered: Jun 2007
Location: So, CA
quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Charmin is shit. it's like thin & easier to tear than the meat off perfectly cooked ribs.
You kidding? I can be good with like 3 squares of that stuff. I'm talking about the Charmin Ultra... the "less is more" stuff. It's like buttsecks with a silk worm.
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What?
Dec-19-2007 18:42
Direct
I invented the pushup
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Fresno, CA
heh
Dec-19-2007 18:45
Abercrombie
myspace.com/ashesband
Registered: Sep 2005
Location: Aurora Borealis
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Why the iPod?
So we can listen to choons while dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool.
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Dec-19-2007 18:59
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Maybe in the UK...but in AMERICA we have Charmin double roll. Twice the roll, twice as soft
I suppose u dont know that evian water is french for 'naive' ?
Dec-19-2007 18:59
r5a
snake inverter
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto
Fuck.
My school has this generic one-ply shit, it's TOO SOFT. you rub your ass and two seconds later you feel the shit going through your fingernails as the toilet paper just falls apart, it's totally awesome!
At work we have some nice, two-ply regular stuff, not sure of the brand but its not like downy/charmin style or 1-ply wipe your ass with ur nails kind either.
Now at home is the Bentley of toilet paper, we get this shit is like 8 ply feels like a cloud is going through your ass checks. expensive as hell but oh so worth it. actually makes you want to take a shit and wipe your ass.
worst that has ever been is my ex's house, i don't know why they did that to themselves but it was like sandpaper in my ass, Christ. i hated taking a shit there.
