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Originally posted by malek I won a wii the other days at my office christmas party! sold it for 250$ the next day.... fuck the wii.

You so gangsta!

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

One time, I bought a coke, then looked under the cap, and it said I won a second bottle, so I went back in the store to redeem it, but they said the store was non-participant.

Nevertheless, It made me feel special.

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When bread becomes toast, it can never go back to being bread again.

I won a Garlfield book in the 3rd grade. It was from a NCAA basketball tourney bracket that the teacher did and all the kids were randomly assigned teams.

I don't remember which team it was but nonetheless, that damn Odie just leaves me in stitches!

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I was always a fan of Nermal. He was such an Underdog. Er, cat.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On I was always a fan of Nermal. He was such an Underdog. Er, cat.

And he looked like a fag.

Your mom is a fag.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

So are you!

Jenny has two daddies.

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I have no daddies.

Fuck, I'm sorry.

//But your mom is still a fag!

and so am I :x

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

SHIT.







LOL, quick on the edit again. FAG!

Congrats, you win again!!!!