- Looking up softcore porn
- Reading shit on erowid
- Blogger
- TA
- Hotmail
- Gmail
- Youtube

I put a self-imposed parental lock on my work computer, blocking all those websites, as well as the keywords "blog", "trance", "house", "techno", "myspace", "facebook" and "forum". After that, I typed a jibberish password, wrote it down, then hid it INSIDE my managers office while he was out to lunch.

I have no control whatsoever when it comes to not surfing the internet. Now I'm far more productive, the only luxury I allow myself is explosm.org each morning, and checking my shares online.

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My boss comes over to me telling me i should message him and stuff while im on facebook.

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Buying trance is a lot like buying a car. Don`t buy American.

i was using paint once... drawing funny pictures of silly things, like my boss - only to realize later that he could see everything in the reflection behind me (there was a window behind me).

He threw in a reference in the middle of his speech "and don't use paint while others are talking"... then looked at me :P
that was probably the only thing i can think of.

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i was caught having sex with the boss by the boss...

oh wait, that was a scene from Risky business.

As you were people.

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This is trance...
Jose Amnesia - The Eternal (Pulser Remix) / Chicane - Saltwater / Photon Project - Illumination / Gouryella - Tenshi / Altitude - Altitude (SHOKK Remix) / Rank 1 - Airwave / The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (En Motion Mix)

I haven't been caught doing anything I shouldn't do, but my sister got caught smoking. They are not allowed to smoke at the place she works at right now (don't ask me why), but she still went to have a cigarette on some balcony.

The wind, or my sister accidently closed the door and she was locked outside on the balcony. She decided to climb down from there because it wasn't so high up, but she slipped, her little finger got caught in between some whatever stuff that was there and there she was, hanging from a finger on a balcony calling for help.

She wouldn't have gotten caught if she wouldn't have slipped and gotten her finger almost ripped off her hand, but luckily the boss didn't even get mad about it.

... and that is why smoking at the workplace can be hazardous to your health...

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This is trance...
Jose Amnesia - The Eternal (Pulser Remix) / Chicane - Saltwater / Photon Project - Illumination / Gouryella - Tenshi / Altitude - Altitude (SHOKK Remix) / Rank 1 - Airwave / The Thrillseekers - Synaesthesia (En Motion Mix)

My boss thought her daughter and I where just friends for about a year... it was extremely 'scary' there for awhile.

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Originally posted by Lilith My boss thought her daughter and I where just friends for about a year... it was extremely 'scary' there for awhile.

Are you saying you're a lesbian?

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I got caught taking a really long break the summer I did landscaping. That, plus all the Mondays I missed are the reason I'm sure why I didn't get re-hired the following year.

using a proxy

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Originally posted by bas You're not allowed to eat

Well you are but when you (as I do) take double time for your actual breakfast. Having some when you've just come in late anyway is taking the piss lol.

Thought up some other ones too:

Have been busted doing paint pics too. (lol)

Playing ping pong on a conference table (actually had the net setup and everything was ace) by probably the second highest up guy on site....20 mins after lunch... wearing a shirt and tie.... more than once

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If you can read this, I'm seriously fucking bored.

got in trouble for playing too much call of duty.