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cos everyone is like "wtf u on about" who hasn't heard it

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quote:

Originally posted by MiSSyM PUT A SHRIMP ON A BARBIE

"Shrimp"? Australian?

Get outta town!

I believe they are called "prawns" in this fair country, and "shrimps" if you are a yank.

More:

"Busier than a one legged man in a bum kicking contest".

"Flat as a shit-carter's hat".

"Full as a state school hat rack" (pissed)

"Brown dogs barking at the back gate" (need to take a dump)

"Drop the kids off at the pool" (ditto)

"Did you shit the bed?" (someone arrives somewhere early in the morning)

"Shit kicker"

"Hanging shit" (love this because foreigners can never understand it)

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Mix archive | Melbourne club guide

quote:

Originally posted by Beat Blog "Did you shit the bed?" (someone arrives somewhere early in the morning)

haha theres a hilarious story involving this one and a bloke from my work hahah

quote:

Originally posted by Fpcookie haha theres a hilarious story involving this one and a bloke from my work hahah

so why dont you tell us then

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new set online, Summer Journeys

- fuckin aye
- smashed off my tits

- Fucked if I know
- That's just fucked!!

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COMING UP:
Fucken heaps of mad shit!

quote:

Originally posted by Philby so why dont you tell us then

you would have to actually know the people involved for it to make sense, cant really be explained. i should have there was a hilarious incident at work

she's got a face like a...
a) smashed crab
b) dropped pie
c) bucket of burnt lego

busy as a one armed taxi driver with the crabs (thanks matt tilley)
well, fuck me in the goat arse.

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GIGS/NEXUS_09/10:
19/12_ONE SMALL STEP
16/01_NEXUS pres. BEN GOLD (UK) & Rossco
XX/03_NEXUS 2ND BDAY - Details TBA

Jed - Dark Horse [Progressive Tech Trance] (LINK)
Jed - Live @ Nexus 1st Bday [Progressive Tech Trance, Melodic Trance] (LINK))
Jed - 'Room 2 Move' [Progressive Trance, Tech Trance, Uplifting Trance] (LINK)
Jed - 'Forever' [Melodic Trance] (LINK)

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