When I was a kid, the fucking neighboor who lives in the building that was in front of ours let his poodle barking all night long. My father recorded a lion's scream from some documentary film and then burn it on a tape. Then we put our monitors on our terrace and put the sound level to maximum. I presume the dog died from heart attack as we never heard him anymore.

The reaction of a pedestrian was: "is this a real lion?" with a wtf face. Ace.

pulled back a girls chair when she wanted to go sit down...

lame i know

i was young, very young

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I put a fire cracker in this guys cigarette. After it blew up in his face his nose was black.

And I use to get fake blood and condoms then put them on door knobs and in girls restrooms.

Wait till the summer for this one. Perfect if you work in an office with no air con, and only have the luxury of desk fans.

Get a plastic disposable cup, white, the type that you'd get out of a drinks machine. Fill it to the top with the punchings from a hole punch. Flip it upside down quickly and put it on someone's desk in the line of the draft from the fan.

They come back, think 'what the fuck is that cup doing upside down on my desk', lift it up and the little bits of paper go everyhwere.

Really childish = very funny.

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Originally posted by Direct And I use to get fake blood and condoms then put them on door knobs and in girls restrooms.

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Originally posted by OrZonE How is the above considered "a prank". It's more like the "stupid shit I did" category

It's a prank when you're on the giving end, it's stupid shit when you're on the receiving end

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i work on baseball fields during the summer months and we play homerun derby during one of our many breaks(thanks union). one day we found a ton of broken glass in a parking lot and instead of throwing it out we took it and put it all over the inside of my bosses car. we took his keys and rolled his real window down. we put a baseball on the ground with glass everywhere. he was so pissed that we broke his window during homerun derby that he gave us the rest of the day off. the next day when he brought his car to get fixed i got a phone call saying i had the next day off too. ziiinnngg.
that and one time i made fake adoption papers to freak my little sister out with

^^^ I take it that next day off was unpaid :P

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heres another cuz i'm drunk and this thread made me laugh. i went to a catholic high school and me and some friends handed out a ton of flyers for free food for the homeless in our cafeteria on some random day. only two showed up but they still had to call the police when they started walking around during school hours so it worked out. it had a lot of potential if it was in a different neighborhood. it might be one of those things you had to be there to understand how awesome it was.

in high school our cafeteria had a bunch of tv's that usually ran replays of the football game or some other lame shit like that. we switched out the tape with some sweet lesbian porn action. it ran for about 10 minutes before the teachers started wondering why all the guys were clapping.

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Originally posted by The_G0dfather pulled back a girls chair when she wanted to go sit down... lame i know i was young, very young

I did that in high school once to this pudgy girl who stabbed my hand with a pencil a few minutes beforehand. She was an angry cuss. But when I pulled the chair out, she fell backwards and sort of teetered around a bit. Ended up breaking her jaw.

Was sort of funny until her parents wanted to press charges. :0

I think she talked them out of it though. We were good acquaintances thereafter.

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i dont know if its old but it sounded funny when i heard it from a friend today.

In canada there is a brand of cigrettes called du maurier that have a red pack, the smooth surface of the pack is commonly used to serve lines of blow. by using a knife or sharp object you can scratch a 'line' into the pack, making it look just like an actual line and VERY BELIEVABLE, even in areas that are well lit.

so anyway the idea is to leave the pack with the scratched line on a table at a bar or club and watch intoxicated people think they have just lucked out and then suddenly realize whats going on. my friend claimed he saw people falling for it but i doubt it. it would be hilarious to witness tho.

Last edited by Rook on Jan-09-2008 at 06:25