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People who think they're mature or somehow dignified because they've been in a relationship for a long time. Big Fuckin Deal.
Girls who were bitch-ass herbs their entire lives, but who are all of a sudden cool because their current boyfriends either have some type of popular status, or are well-known in a particular industry.
People who think they're well-rounded or really cultured because they've traveled to a few foreign places. Yet, when they went wherever they went, they didn't make any genuine attempts at understanding or involving themselves with the foreign cultures and/or histories; they just went sight-seeing at popular spots, or got wasted in typical NY fashion.
People who ask me "what's wrong" if I'm out somewhere with my friends and I'm not jumping around, smiling like a fool. "Are you ok??!?!" Ummm...yeah....I'm fine....are YOU ok?? Maybe I'm the only one who can handle my liquor, maintain my composure, and not behave like a lush, you slut.
Girls who were once little throw-around playthings for many guys, but who all of a sudden feel as if they've grown mentally because they gave birth to a child. Relax, you motherhood whore; it wasn't that long ago you were spreading your legs toward the heavens. Stop referring to it like it was "back in the day, during your crazy years." If you didn't get knocked up, we'd all still see the whore in you.
People who get drunk and start slappin' hands with everyone like they're their best friends.
Fat girls who never eat in front of anyone. There's a reason why you're fat, so don't be bashful. Eat, you baby elephant, eat!
People who take offense to a particular race or group of people being insulted because they "know someone" in that group. Would you take offense if you didn't know someone who was part of that group, you asspick?
People who make a point of always updating their myspace blogs with random nonsense that consists of nothing more than the most pretentious, pseudo-creative nonsense. Yet, they play it off like it's something that suddenly came to them when they woke up, as if it were spontaneous. You know they sat their for a while trying to seem creative, inventive, and spontaneous.
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