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Originally posted by UmmiE LOL thats why I did 25 on brown people which now cancels = 0

It is a little to far..but its nothing we haven't heard before..

kk, here's a conversation that actually took place in High school haha




Jewish Guy: Oh my God, I'm so excited for Jewish Camp this summer!
Brown Guy: So..um...what do you guys do there anyway...Concentrate?




hahaha..they were friends and the brown guy was trying to be funny, so its all good.

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Originally posted by cenik Too far

*knock knock*

Who's there?

Gestapo

Gestapo who?

Just kidding. We don't knock

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Originally posted by chinamon not true. i say "ugh" but i am a tranny.

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Originally posted by kotsy lol colour me retarded

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Originally posted by Zentac_75 Q: Why do women take longer than men to reach orgasm? A: Who cares?

LOL !!!!! hahahahahaha

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

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Originally posted by cenik Too far

hey, only rule in this thread is that theres no such thing as too far. the title tells it all, fucked up or twisted or dark.

that being said :

- mom can i go out and play with my sister
- no
- but mom please
- NO
- but mom pleaspleaspleaseplease......
- well ok, but when you're done, bury her in the same place
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phone rings :

- hey mike its john, wanna go out for a beer
- nah man, not tonight, im sick
- whats up?? flu??
- no. im fucking my sister
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Q. how do you make 4 years old girl cry twice in less than 5 minutes?
A. after you rape her wipe your bloody cock on her favourite teddy bear

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A gay couple and a lesbian couple both live on the top floor of the same building. The building catches on fire. Who gets out first?

















The fags, they already had their shit packed.

LOL

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Two gay guys are taking their morning exercise jog together when they both come across a mausoleum, the one gay guy looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna suck back a cold one?"

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Originally posted by Rodrico Two gay guys are taking their morning exercise jog together when they both come across a mausoleum, the one gay guy looks at the other and says "Hey, wanna suck back a cold one?"

I was falling asleep so it took a minute but BAHAHAHAHAHAH.......sigh BAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Im off to bed now... bahahahah

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Originally posted by Zentac_75 I don't get it either...or maybe my family back home isn't attractive enough to validate the incest jokes lol

lo...maybe thats just the reason why :P no where else to get that sweet sweet lovin'


Where's the dead babies jokes? no dead baby jokes?

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A: Slap her.

why are blacks good at basketball?






















they are naturally skilled at running, shooting and stealing

p.s. seen?

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Whats yellow, green, and red and hangs in my back yard.




He's my N****R and I'll paint him what ever colours I want.

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Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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