I wonder if on the inside of your mom their are helmet-sized scars.

Asshole!

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Originally posted by Ted Promo I wonder if on the inside of your mom their are helmet-sized scars.

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He's soooo not Australian.

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Originally posted by paulandrews

I assume he is/was very top-heavy.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk I bought you a present. No one will be able to tell, don't worry

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Originally posted by Sushipunk So, Mr GQ, will you be spending Valentines Day with yourself? Or with your friends?

I think we all know the answer to that:







Happy birthday, you bloody troglodyte.

I never realized...that says he's 5'6". No wonder he wears ladies jeans--they're the only ones short enough.

Your sister wanted to say happy birthday...

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Originally posted by inconspicuous I never realized...that says he's 5'6". No wonder he wears ladies jeans--they're the only ones short enough.

Actually, I think it's because ladies' jeans have a smaller crotch length: just the right size for a micro-penis. Prolly a lot more comfrotable.

This thread needs more gaping rotten wound piercing pictures

Fun fact: When I first looked at the small picture of his pierced eyebrow, I thought it's a picture of his penis.

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