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Originally posted by Fibonacci So I approach this group of girls and ask what they think about taking a girl to a bar on a first date, and almost immediately they start accusing me of reading books on how to pick up chicks and shit... that basically I am trying to pick one of them up.

HAHHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT DUDE

your head is gonna explode when i tell you why they thought you were trying to pick them up

ghahahaha wow.

this is serious.

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Originally posted by tubularbills lol, "picking" up chicks @ a bar usually only leads to one of two things. sex or herpies. i keed

http://www.h-date.com/

Which way is his game?

*flexes arm and points in multiple directions*

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Originally posted by UmmiE

[TRO][HO][PHY]!!!

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Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.

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Originally posted by >_> Dear diary, At first, the idea sounded unthinkable. Use my hand to wipe my ass? Disgusting! But after 10 minutes of waiting, I decided that it was my only option. I slowly lowered my right hand under my butt and scooped all the fecal matter from my bottom. Not only did it feel gross, but now I had a whole new set of problems. One simply does not walk out of a bathroom stall in a public restroom with one hand covered in shit. I sat there petrified, hoping for a miracle. But no miracles came. I was alone. Or so I thought. A knock on the stall door sprang me into action. "One second," I called out, and in one quick movement I shoved the defecation into my mouth. When I tell this story, what most people find most surprising was that I didn't gag immediately. In fact, the stuff tasted rather good. Scratch that...it was orgasmic. And the texture - there is nothing like it. After swishing the poop cuisine around my mouth for a few moments, I gulped it down. Up until that moment, I hadn't realized how hungry I was. Suddenly, I wanted more, and fast! With my pants still at my ankles, I threw open the stall door and grabbed the elderly gentleman who had been patiently waiting. "Give me all your shit, and make it fast." By the end of that glorious day, I had tasted the shit of more than 100 men, and a few women too.

and one more time...

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Originally posted by Fibonacci So i'm having a conversation with my roommate about the last girl I had a date with and how it didn't progress beyond that... now, I'm not a social invalid, nor am I unattractive. We went to a bar, had a decent date, and that was the last I heard of her despite multiple attempts. So I approach this group of girls and ask what they think about taking a girl to a bar on a first date, and almost immediately they start accusing me of reading books on how to pick up chicks and shit... that basically I am trying to pick one of them up. Now really, I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest. So I'm just like ok whatever. I won't lie that it wasn't part of my motivation, but I can't imagine their reaction would have been any better had I approached them in any other way. They were cute, only to the ends of which I wanted to chat with them for abit. Like I said, I'm not desperate. I think this is a reaction more exclusive to NYC... but really, what the fuck?

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Originally posted by Fibonacci I'm a good looking enough guy where I'm not desperate in the slightest.

No. Such. Thing.

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Originally posted by body125z

goddamn you with your FAIL again!!! YOU FAIL!!!!111 check out your own status under your nicknama!!! "pissing of people" yep thats one F there, which means body125z=people's urine=FAIL




nothing personal

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Originally posted by blacknoizybox goddamn you with your FAIL again!!! YOU FAIL!!!!111 check out your own status under your nicknama!!! "pissing of people" yep thats one F there, which means body125z=people's urine=FAIL nothing personal

i put on purpose 1 f
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golden rain

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