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Originally posted by Moral Hazard HIS leg you idiot, learn to read. Apparently, you haven't managed to extricate your head yet.

sorry oh, soo sorry,, my deepest sympathy goes out to u.. .. u said tied a string to his leg (pro-tip).... which really makes no sense to me,, what i interpreted it as some sorta gerbil leash

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Originally posted by Swamper haha... I wouldn't want to use Jenny's keyboard

I'd drink her bathwater

No serious replies eh?

*note to self: never have sex with a TA*

lighten up people, it's a party!

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Originally posted by jennypie No serious replies eh? *note to self: never have sex with a TA*

Fine... I've had a finger or two inserted in my ass; however, my own digets have never crossed the threshold to my anus. Something to bear in mind Jenny, when men jerk off it's a race not a scenic cruise. I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard assplay takes too much time and effort.

See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.

Also, never insult me again by lumping me in with the general population of women. Ughhhh.

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Originally posted by jennypie See, that's where you're wrong. Assplay makes you cum twice as fast, and twice as hard.

Sure, but you have to lube up, work your way in, find the prostate, then you have to clean your ass, get the bleach, soak your hand, etc. It's just too much bother for the test of efficiency that is male self-love.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

Lube up? Amateur.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax...

ummm....wrooooong

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Originally posted by jennypie Lube up? Amateur.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I know you women will put on some music, get the lighting right, take it slow, work your way toward climax... not us, for us it's all about getting the job done as quickly, easily, and cleanly as possible... assplay takes too much time and effort.

LMAO!!

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