Cum farts are hilarious. My ex used to get embarrassed over them, and it was made all the worse by the fact that she couldn't see them coming. So this one time, after we were done, we're just laying there and all of a sudden she lets loose the longest, wettest cumfart I've ever heard; right when you'd think it's about to die down, it picks up with double ferocity! I was giggling from the start, more at her embarrassed reaction than the fart itself, but when it reached that transition mark, I just couldn't help myself. You know that feeling when you're, say, in a church or at a funeral, or in a middle of someone's speech and you're not supposed to laugh but that pressure not to just makes it harder? That's what I felt - every second of me laughing made it worse, but I just couldn't stop. Even when it was over my eyes were tearing up with laughter and I couldn't breathe. She was so pissed at me, so I started apologizing, but I still couldn't stop laughing like a maniac. That was one of the biggest tests of our relationship.

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I was humping a broad once in the vay jay and she cut an ass fart that stunk so bad I pulled out, came on her face, zipped up and gtfo.

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Originally posted by Direct My ex wife would always say it felt good in her ass. And she also loved the warm feeling of it drizzling down her chode area.

And you got divorced???

pics?



totally unrelated but the other day a teacher of mine told me if you ever find a female who is willing to get fist f*cked by you, you will know. SHE'S THE ONE! SHE WILL GO TO THE END OF THE WORLD WITH YOU!

Always thought fist fucking was an urban legend.
How is it physically possible to thrust a fist up an ass?

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Originally posted by heathen Always thought fist fucking was an urban legend. How is it physically possible to thrust a fist up an ass?

f*ck is a double edged word ( not trying to pull a funny one ) so it can mean anything from frontal or rear insertion. In either case, yes it is possible.


I don't know this first hand, but I do know the internet has corrupted me enough that I have lost any ounce of innocence remaining in me.

this thread is gold

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how is is physically possible to thrust a fist up a p*ssy?

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Originally posted by heathen how is is physically possible to thrust a fist up a p*ssy?

redtube or youporn.com and see for yourself. If we're lucky it'll put u off posting for a day or two here.

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Originally posted by Ian redtube youporn.com

for the win!
i dont have to rub off while watching Dakota Fanning movies anymore.