washout just lost the game.

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I'LL TAKE IT!

Hello China? I have something you may want.

That's right...ALL the tea.

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You fight for:

Your country

Your family

Your friends

Your partner

Your freedom

Your honour

Nothing else matters.

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"Hey look, I can make a heart-shape with my hands!!!" So Fucking what? Stop it. You're a douche.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemies.

If everyone was always fighting one another over what mattered to them, this would be a really shit world to live in...

Oh wait...

Please, spare us the romance and semper fi yourself into jerk-off corner - that-a-way

*points*

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

You know, I always thought it would be nice to fight for the equality of breast distribution.

Women almost always have a nice pair of bags full of fat on their torso, which can be a lot of fun. Men, however, don't. Now, think about it: there are more women than men in the world, and women have usually a pair of breasts. Wouldn't it be nice if men could adopt just one of the breasts? It would still be attached to the woman's body, but the breastsitting man could play with it, fondle it and take care of it as if it were his own.

I've been thinking of calling this "Tit for Teds", "Ted" being a short for tedium. Life without tits is just boring.

What do you guys think?

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quote:

Originally posted by Dr. DAS You fight for: Your country Your family Your friends Your partner Your freedom Your honour Nothing else matters.

you forgot extra cheezeburgerz

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Originally posted by Dr. DAS You fight for: Breastesses Your family Your friends Your partner Your freedom Your honour Nothing else matters.

Fixed. Breasts are way more important than countries. Try jiggling Canada and see how awesome that is! It sucks!

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if i had diarrhea i'd fight any toilet door

Being a Marine Biology student, I believe in fighting for conservation.
Especially Sharks. The media has given them such a bad reputation. I'm gonna be doing a Shark dive in the summer for a Shark conservation charity hopefully.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

I lol'd.

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