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Originally posted by ÖZmözis Who said anything about a g/f? lol No, not local, I've had enough of them Guelph Townies lol... all coke heads, at least soon or later. I might go to trappers next saturday! haha Whenever we go its a shit show haha I haven't heard about that caribean place but my places is the GYRO lady across the street haha she loves me.

LOL same but 4 out of the 6 dudes i usually go with have a lifetime ban...not me...i was banned from 58, now they fucking shake my hand when i walk in which i don't get because the reason i got kicked out and the what ensued after was just chaos man.

I find most locals, are binge drinking chicks that hang out at williams or rave about the shopping at stone road mall...i geeve them i haven't dated any guelph girls since i was like 17 i think, they are very easily impressed and easier to bang tho

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Originally posted by devnull Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.

i prefer this one:

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and i'll slam you all night long
looool

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Originally posted by jennypie Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

I've seen that (refer to my earlier post)

OMG HAHAHHAA I forgot my first year of college, we knew this kid. Wild, wanted acceptance..he was like 6"8, red head, with enough bass in his voice to knock pictures off the wall, he also boasted size 17 feet.

He would walk up to chicks and either say " Wanna see mah Dack" (he had some sort of hillbilly accent, or he would purposely get a hard on get a chicks attention and look down at his cock so she would look too, he would walk around most of the night with a hard on..not strapped up but just sticking out..no joke


one night at this dirt hole called phils, he approached a group of chicks and said "hey girls, wanna see mah Dack" they humored him and said yaaaa lets see it...so he whipped out his cock, with a hard on and danced for about 30 seconds...he got kicked out beat up and eventually charged..

another waterloo kid

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Originally posted by tranceinurpants I wish you were sin^2(x), and I was cos^2(x), so together, we could be one.

That would totally work on my inner geek lol When I read it I was like "Awwwww so cute!!" haahahaha

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Originally posted by jennypie Just pull your dick out and point at all like "Eh? EH??"

Best one yet.

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Originally posted by capo tutti di He would walk up to chicks and either say " Wanna see mah Dack" (he had some sort of hillbilly accent, or he would purposely get a hard on get a chicks attention and look down at his cock so she would look too, he would walk around most of the night with a hard on..not strapped up but just sticking out..no joke

That's jokes!

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Guy: R u Tired?

Girl: Yes

Guy: R u Hungry?

Girl: Yes


Guy: Do you want an Apple?


Girl: NO!


Guy: Do you want a Bannana?
















LOL! (it worked!!)




another new favorite of mine would be:

"let me show you my office"

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Originally posted by Shaya007 another new favorite of mine would be: "let me show you my office"

dont be going around telling people about the office. lol

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Originally posted by chinamon dont be going around telling people about the office. lol

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who needs pickup lines.. seriously

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shaquille o'neals bodyguard once came up to me and said..

"my friend over there wants to talk to you, I THINK you know who he is" wink, wink..

needless to say I didn't oblige..