i read somewhere that they are attracted to cologne and perfume

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Originally posted by Arbiter By any chance do you happen to dress like a prostitute? This may be the cause of both your mosquito problem and your rape problem.

haha

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Originally posted by Ygrene I once saw Swamper peel off 4 or 5 $100 bills from a fat roll and say this to Donald Trump: "Go clean yourself up; you look like a bum.". And then he threw the bills right in Trump's face/hair! Then Swamper and his entourage of 30, who were all wearing TA monogramed Rolexes, left the room and flew to Hawaii for a few hours because Del wanted fresh coconut. To his defense, Trump didn't even really look like a bum.

When I go bushwhacking, I shower with unscented soap before I go and rinse well. All natural soaps are great, too...especially the hemp oil stuff.

No pit stick, no colonge, no scented products at all. If it's 'relatively civilized' camping I'll use a little unscented deoderant as a courtesy, but in the bush you just sweat yourself clean.

I also bathe in smoke, ideally cedar, to mask my natural scent.

Or, you know, Muskol.

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I'll bump this, as well.

Just so they know how much I hate them.

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Originally posted by Renzo I'll bump this, as well. Just so they know how much I hate them.

lol. You'd hate some of the places I go.

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I think I've been bitten by a mosquito once in the past few years. They just don't like me. My friend says it's because I have pure evil coursing through my veins.

So I dunno how evil you are, but maybe try being more evil.

Pfft. Nothing works for me. My boytoy eats like 3 bananas a day and wears cologne, good smelling deodorant, whatever, when we leave the house at night and I never eat bananas, avoid overly perfume-y lotions, and even put on bug spray and I STILL have ankles covered in bug bites.

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