Wow, Rob. Glad things turned out okay

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Originally posted by iammesol Wow, Rob. Glad things turned out okay

im not. i wanted the story to end with a bit of male on male surprise sex.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity I didnt get busted, but I busted myself by asking for help at my hotel. I exited my suite and quickly went to the lobby and told everyone my heartrate was so fucking high one of them was helpful enough to call the ambulance and the cops eventually came afterwards. considering I only had less than 50 grams of chronic and that I was a non-american at new jersey, I didnt go to jail at all and was thankful enough to get a conditional discharge at the courts a month later. very very scary when you smoke crazy chronic in a matter of 1 or 2 minutes. Im never going that far ever again

dude you are the king of douches

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Originally posted by hooknife I don't know about you but I'm a 6 foot 2 inch skinny white guy that would end up as someones BITCH. I dont want!

I was less concerned about that and more about the idea of spending the next 10-40 years in a cell.

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Originally posted by Krypton DUDE HAHA You still in Tampa?

unfortunately no, I never lived there. I drove down from Ohio on Friday night with my friend to make the pickup on Saturday afternoon, then on Saturday night we hit the guy's party and then jumped right back in the car and drove the 1000 miles back home.

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Originally posted by XaNaX unfortunately no, I never lived there. I drove down from Ohio on Friday night with my friend to make the pickup on Saturday afternoon, then on Saturday night we hit the guy's party and then jumped right back in the car and drove the 1000 miles back home.

I'm sure it was worth it...

You should have been to where I was on Saturday night. A field/forest rave about an hour outside Tampa. You would have been able to unload ur merchandise in no time...There were drugs I had never even heard of going around. 2cb? 2cbi? 2ci? Whatever they're called, oh! CHOCOLATE MUSHROOMS...mmmmmmmmm tasty...

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I've been "caught" before ya, but it was outside City Hall and all the cop did was ask that we go around back so that when the mayor came out in a few minutes he didn't see a bunch of dumb college kids smoking a few feet away.

Also got kicked off a bus after about 10 of us tried to hotbox it with 5 or 6 joints between us.

Uhhh there was this other time also, doing coke+pills with a couple of bouncers at Stereo (An afterhours here). It was a slow night and we all sat near the fake fireplace in the VIP and rolled hard.

Haven't done any drugs in over a year now, but I have some fond memories, LOL. Pretty sad I guess, but hilarious at the time!

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Never busted, but thought I was done for at one point:

There's a stretch of road I used to drive daily without worry because I knew it always had cops so I just set cruise control to like 3/4 over the speed limit and never had any problems over the course of 3 years. The night I was stopped, I was doing my usual safety precautions, except I was returning home with something just shy of 2oz. of glass in my truck that had like 2 hiding places total cause it was so small.

Cops pull me over, and ask for my license and registration. I give it to them casually and he goes back to his cruiser. Maryland police, for whatever reason ALWAYS have a backup unit whenever they pull someone over, no matter what the reason. So he's in his car for roughly 5-7 min. and finally his backup arrives, only there's 2 backup and one of them pulls in front of me I suppose to box me in. Shit sandwiched, I don't panic, but I do worry. Finally maybe 3-4 minutes later, the 2 cops behind me get out at the same time, one taking each side of my ride, and flash their blinders in my mirrors so I cant see shit. Lights are in the cab of the truck, and im a little concerned. The original officer looks around a bit, his radio squelches (couldn't make out the message) and he hands my license n registration back, quickly turns and blurts out "FIX YOUR FUCKING TAIL LIGHT, MARINE!" I go home and don't sleep for a few days.

I knew there was a reason I had those Marine Corps/POW stickers across my back window still, despite my tour in the military being complete. Now they're stuck fo' life, though I don't fuck with that shit anymore.

Never been busted by cops, but I have been busted once by club security.

So I am at this club one night. Andy Moor was playing. All of us wanted pills, but NOBODY had any. So I go around collecting money and pill quantities from everyone. I get it all together and leave, pick them up and head back to the club. I park, stuff them in my shoe, and go into the club. I get in, distribute the 40+ pills I had on me, and kept the 10 I had for myself (although I had another 10 in the car that I didn't bring with me.) So a friend asks me if I have pills and I say yes. I sell one to her friend and we all continue to talk. Then I am removing a pill from the baggie and this bitch walks in. I knew who she was, she puts out her hand for the baggie of pills. I had one in my hand that i threw in the room (she didn't see) and I follow her outside. She asks for my id. I comply. The bouncers ask me to empty my pockets. They try to say that I am dealing with 8 pills one me. I tell them that they are for my own personal use. They don't believe me and look through my wallet. They find like $12. They have me smash the pills on the ground into this drain. They fuck with my a bunch and then let me go.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel Never been busted by cops, but I have been busted once by club security. So I am at this club one night. Andy Moor was playing. All of us wanted pills, but NOBODY had any. So I go around collecting money and pill quantities from everyone. I get it all together and leave, pick them up and head back to the club. I park, stuff them in my shoe, and go into the club. I get in, distribute the 40+ pills I had on me, and kept the 10 I had for myself (although I had another 10 in the car that I didn't bring with me.) So a friend asks me if I have pills and I say yes. I sell one to her friend and we all continue to talk. Then I am removing a pill from the baggie and this bitch walks in. I knew who she was, she puts out her hand for the baggie of pills. I had one in my hand that i threw in the room (she didn't see) and I follow her outside. She asks for my id. I comply. The bouncers ask me to empty my pockets. They try to say that I am dealing with 8 pills one me. I tell them that they are for my own personal use. They don't believe me and look through my wallet. They find like $12. They have me smash the pills on the ground into this drain. They fuck with my a bunch and then let me go.

always remember that the only people that can compel you to show identification are police officers.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN always remember that the only people that can compel you to show identification are police officers.

While that is true, if I didn't comply, they would have called the cops. They won't hesitate if you give them problems.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel While that is true, if I didn't comply, they would have called the cops. They won't hesitate if you give them problems.

should've busted out some rape on her ass.

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Originally posted by Mattsanity I didnt get busted, but I busted myself by asking for help at my hotel. I exited my suite and quickly went to the lobby and told everyone my heartrate was so fucking high one of them was helpful enough to call the ambulance and the cops eventually came afterwards. considering I only had less than 50 grams of chronic and that I was a non-american at new jersey, I didnt go to jail at all and was thankful enough to get a conditional discharge at the courts a month later. very very scary when you smoke crazy chronic in a matter of 1 or 2 minutes. Im never going that far ever again

you wouldn't happen to be a red wings fan, would you?

So much talk of rape tonight, and it's not even a full moon!