two muffins are in an oven. one of them says "boy it's hot in here!"

the other muffin replies "holy shit, a talking muffin!"

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

that muffin joke is awesome though

R Kitty

and spell my name right if you are going to joke

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In the ash tray!

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I did lol though

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Because they LOVE the Booty

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Put it in the pooper and then wipe your cock with the curtains.

Two men shipwrecked on an island are captured by cannibals. The chief informs them the only way to avoid becoming dinner is to undergo the ‘Ordeal of Fruit’. The men accept at once, and the chief sends them into the jungle to collect 100 pieces of fruit and bring them back to him. The first man comes back with 100 grapes. The chief says that if he can shove all the grapes up his arse without giggling then he will be free. But no sooner has the first grape reached his butt than the man bursts out laughing. ‘What’s so funny?’ the chief asks. ‘Don’t you realize we’re going to kill you now?’ ‘I’m sorry,’ the sailor replies. ‘It’s just that my friend is collecting pineapples.’

Why did they create white chocolate?




So black people can get their face dirty.