Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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May-15-2008 20:04
Direct
I invented the pushup
Registered: Aug 2006
Location: Fresno, CA
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.
fin
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.
May-15-2008 20:10
KiNeTiC ENeRgY
t3cHn0_43ad
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Boca Raton
quote:
Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.
May-15-2008 20:14
GTS3gEclipse
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Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Pensacola
quote:
Originally posted by Direct
That was the most ive ever read in a single post since ive been on here.
May-15-2008 20:18
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
I love shat!
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May-15-2008 20:34
Gen3r4l1ty
Supreme Fatty
Registered: Jun 2007
Location: So, CA
I'm just waiting for 'the picture'... you internet sickos know which one im talkin about.
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May-15-2008 20:38
avalon warrior
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I knew it !
May-15-2008 20:38
noikeee
dubstep convert
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: lost and wandering looking for directions.
Re: has anyone here ever taken a dump on a girl while she is sleeping?
quote:
Originally posted by avalon warrior
just curious
no, but if i ever see you sleeping, i will.
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May-15-2008 20:41
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
quote:
Originally posted by elFreak
A long time ago i picked up this skank at a bar and we went home to my place. Shit got freaky and anal came up on the menu. I didn't have any lube and i was most def not eating some strange bar whores asshole, so i grabbed a bottle of olive oil and decided to use that. Needless to say i got it everywhere. The sex was pretty good and pretty rough, meaning we both ko'ed it after that. The next morning I woke up and there was a raunchy smell in the bed. The sheets were soaked and i saw the bottle of olive oil on the floor so my first assumption was that it was that....until right beside it i glimpsed a rubber absolutely covered with shit. When i pulled back the sheets its was everywhere, including my legs and lower stomach. I was fucking livid (not a morning person lol. I woke her up and made her leave, but not before putting the shit covered condom in her purse without her noticing. Those were fucking 300 thread count sheets that whore.
fin
Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.
quote:
Originally posted by Ania_xox
if this hypothetical woman is a bar whore - then what does that make you?
Did you OK it with her before you put COOKING FLUID into her asshole?
Maybe she didn't like you and did it on purpose.
Furthermore, how does sleeping in a pile of shit differ from your other daily activities?
Did you have fun cleaning the shit up after? Was it nice practice for your future profession?
you're so sexy
Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy.
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May-15-2008 21:18
whiskers
old skool
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: in your dreams
Also, this shitty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went south.
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May-15-2008 21:19
Ygrene
Dr. Stinkburger Deluxe
Registered: Nov 2003
Location: Totergefuttert
quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
Also, this shitty (no pun intended) ALT thread had great potential, but somehow it went down the toilet.
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May-15-2008 22:54
avalon warrior
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quote:
Originally posted by whiskers
Sometimes anal sex results in uncontrolled bowel movement. More at 11.
Wow, way to take that post so seriously. You must be as fun of a person as getting a lobotomy.
