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Originally posted by RapidFire lead singer/songwriter of a good band

u mean professional pussy getter? lol

i was watching VH1's most rock moments or something retarded like that one time and motley crue was on there and tommy lee had a bet with the rest of his band members about how long he could go without showering and still get laid. i think he didn't shower for like a month and he was still getting some. i died laughing.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Work on Nissan's Research & Development team

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i would like to design custom bike seats for women modeled after my cock.

vroom vroom.

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Professional pussy getter would look awesome on a résumé.

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Originally posted by elFreak i would like to design custom bike seats for women modeled after my cock. vroom vroom.

yea but you have to have a nice cock in order for women to buy it, so you might wanna hit the drawing board again

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

In these days everybody wants to be a DJ
Let me just tell you who
My mother wants to be a DJ
My father wants to be a DJ
My sister wants to be a DJ
My auntie wants to be a DJ
My cousin wants to be a DJ
My best friend wants to be a DJ
My girlfriend wants to be a DJ
My cat wants to be a DJ
My goldfish wants to be a DJ
My neighbour wants to be a DJ
My postman wants to be a DJ
My teacher wants to be a DJ
I'm gonna tell you some more people who want to be DJs
The bus driver wants to be a DJ
The Webnerd wants to be a DJ
The Bong wants to be a DJ
The pimp wants to be a DJ
My Gucci bag wants to be a DJ
The pornstar wants to be a DJ
The President wants to be a DJ
The Queen wants to be a DJ
The King wants to be a DJ
The Priest wants to be a DJ
Jesus wants to be a DJ
and God wants to be a DJ

I just want to be a drummer

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Last edited by montana on Jun-16-2008 at 01:17

1)Fighter jet Pilot (F-16 and other sick ones)
2)S.W.A.T sniper.
3)Stand up comic.
4)Well Known Pornstar.
5)Famous Minimal DJ (ritchie,carolla type )

id like to be an astronomer or astronaut, but not willing to go to univesity for it, its more of a hobby, i love astronomy.

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ id like to be an astronomer or astronaut, but not willing to go to univesity for it, its more of a hobby, i love astronomy.

If you're gonna go, go big man! Reach for the stars! In fact, why not be the first person to ever set foot on the sun?

Lol, the Sun.

i'd be a cat.

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a nascar (sprint / nextel / winston cup) driver. seriously. i would have been racing since i was a little kid, as i've been hugely into it forever, but i lack any competitive drive and i'd want to just hang around the back and finish 35th in every race. most of my favorite drivers do anyway (except today, go vickers!)