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ID THESE TRACKS PLEASE

IDing tracks is like having sex, the more you get the happier you'll be!!

Want to download a Digweed set? TA ID HUNT!

Why don't women need a watch?







There's a clock on the stove.

What do you do when the dish washer is broken?







Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work

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Originally posted by GTS3gEclipse I can't believe no1 has said these yet... Why don't women wear watches? There's a clock on the stove. Why don't women need a drivers license? There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen. How many men does it take to open a beer? None, it should be open when she gives it to you. What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?









































Nothing, you already told her twice.

i have a funny picture on my hd at work. it's a bunch of feminists protesting and there's a dude in the back holding up a poster that says, "IRON MY SHIRT BITCH".

lol

i'm sure someone has it or knows about it.

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

FUCK BITCHES

Two men are driving down the street when they see a dog on the side of the road licking his bits.
"I sure wish I could do that," said one guy. To which the other replied,
"Don't you think you ought to pat him first??"

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Originally posted by Ian how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? 2. Ania to change it and Theresa to talk to us about how opressed they are.

How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb?





11! 1 to change the bulb and the other 10 can suck my dick!!!

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Jaded, old fart is me.

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Originally posted by jonas What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice

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Originally posted by 72hrpartyanimal How many feminist does it take to change a light bulb? 11! 1 to change the bulb and the other 10 can suck my dick!!!

OOOOHHHH YEAHHH!

NICE ONE BRUV!!!

Last edited by nefardec on Jun-25-2008 at 00:39

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