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Originally posted by inconspicuous I have to use mapquest for everything. I can find my way to anything in downtown Chicago, but outside of that city, I am horrible with directions.

Plus fucking one!

I said hell with mapquest and bought a GPS. Best $350 bucks i ever spent. I'm so bad i sometimes still get lost with the GPS.

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Originally posted by ZeJayMan When reading american publications, how the date is stupidly reversed makes no sense to me. it often leaves me stupified figuring out if something happened on the eleventh of april or the fourth of november. it doesnt make logical sense to have the month before the day god damn it.

+1 fuckin one

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Originally posted by bananas +1 fuckin one

how the fuck did i just write this

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Originally posted by Slylee i'm the opposite. i'm like the queen of witty comebacks in conversation.

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Originally posted by Slylee Anyway, it was really apparent that she was being a total hater for whatever reason. I just pretended like I didn’t even notice her there. Well…we get up to the line and I’m talking w/ my bf and she literally says something under her breath like “shut the fuck up” or something. I looked at her and said, “I’m sorry, you weren’t just talking to me were you” and she couldn’t even look me in the eye and she kept running her mouth. I said something to the effect of, “What the hell gave you the impression that I was talking to you? Mind your own damn business”. My bf is cracking up at this point and I’m kinda laughing too…but more in like an “Are you fn kidding me?” type of laugh. As she is walking out of the door she says her final diss to me which was, “Why don’t you EAT SOMETHING you skinny bitch” to which I replied, “haha why don’t you eat something for me….oh shit, looks like you already did!” Even the store clerk started cracking up.

Is that what passes for wit these days?

Last I knew, insulting fat people about their weight was a funny, albeit puerile and moronic form of humour.

lol @ guys who can't remember which way taps and screws turn. Do you also have trouble remembering which hole to put it in?

Whenever i walk into shops on the way home from work, i always, and i stress ALWAYS, walk back the way i came! Its like"if i came in from this direction, i must return" - getting home takes me twice as long!

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Originally posted by Beat Blog lol @ guys who can't remember which way taps and screws turn. Do you also have trouble remembering which hole to put it in?

No worries. Just in case I do, your mum's helping hand'll always guide me... to her pooper. The dog.

My stupidest was a couple of months back when we were going on the train to birmingham & I asked for a return ticket to burton from the ticket office. She looks at me & I said it again. Then she told me I was in burton anyway. Thank fuck she wasn't anywhere in my age-range or hot.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Is that what passes for wit these days?

She actually might be on topic this time.

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Is that what passes for wit these days? Last I knew, insulting fat people about their weight was a funny, albeit puerile and moronic form of humour.

i think it was pretty witty for having about 5 seconds or less to think of something to say back to her since she was halfway out the door when she said that to me. lol

and yea it's a moronic form of humor...i should have told her that when she insulted me about mine but oh well.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Beat Blog Is that what passes for wit these days? Last I knew, insulting fat people about their weight was a funny, albeit puerile and moronic form of humour.

hey the fat bitch started it so the gloves are off

The number of days in the different months.

Why can't they all just have the same number of days?

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Originally posted by inconspicuous I have to use mapquest for everything. I can find my way to anything in downtown Chicago, but outside of that city, I am horrible with directions.

so how was life In the streets? black guy from top gun.

who wants to know? who wants to know? LAMA WANTS TO KNOW!