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Originally posted by Renzo Soft-core porn deez nuts. Get the dirtiest shit you can find. Then, get tanked and proceed to violently jerk off, while listening to the Spice Girls. Really really wanna zigazig ha.

does this mean you are my friend?

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Originally posted by Slylee oh well, different strokes different vaginas

Some dance to remember ~ Some dance to forget

I'm stoned and I read "get together /boner fire tomorrow"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

Also, guitars at bonfires are overrated. The bonfire I had a few weeks ago included a ukulele, a homemade didgeridoo and a banjo. No joke, it was awesome.

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Originally posted by BTG maybe i should get a black guy.

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Originally posted by Ania_xox lube

Beer
Cups
Shot glasses
Sluts
Hard Liquor
Food
Wood
Drugs
Chairs
Sticks
Camera
Marshmellows
Boombox
Condoms
Towels

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Originally posted by AustralianGQ im a failure with females...i will be the real 40 year old virgin i guarentee you

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Originally posted by Rose Beer Cups Shot glasses Sluts Hard Liquor Food Wood Drugs Chairs Sticks Camera Marshmellows Boombox Condoms Towels

YOU'RE NOT HELPING!

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Originally posted by Clovis I'm stoned and I read "get together /boner fire tomorrow"

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Originally posted by a spoon Are you venturing into the unknown or is this a backyard kinda thing?

i live on a large lot (18 acres) so a bit of both.

we might go into the woods, we might not, but the fireworks is a bad idea because it's just all forest.

i too, was stoned when i read the thread title and my thought was, "oh shit, this whole time i thought it was bonfire"



but then after i clicked i was like, "Noooo, it's bonfire, this guy is just a dumbass"

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee i too, was stoned when i read the thread title and my thought was, "oh shit, this whole time i thought it was bonfire" but then after i clicked i was like, "Noooo, it's bonfire, this guy is just a dumbass"

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Originally posted by Ania_xox - have someone bring a guitar

I can't think of a worse idea.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous I can't think of a worse idea.

Exactly. I'm telling you man, get some better instruments if you're going to try and have a jam session.