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| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Smitty20
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqcmmcoTX3U
I don't know how to directly post the video, but for anyone curious please go watch this recent collection of footage.
NASA pretty much don't comment on anything anymore. They neither confirm, nor deny, which is really suggesting the obvious.
Now, if ANYONE can give me a detailed explanation as to what in THE FUCK those things are, I'll give you a dollar. |
Are people really this fucking stupid?
Yeah, the fact that NASA hasn't commented directly on some bullshit YouTube video really suggests the obvious. That is, the obvious fact that they don't give a flying fuck, any more so than FEMA and millions of civil engineers gave a wank about that dicksmack Dylan Avery and his pantload 9/11 circle-jerk. If the authorities thought there was actually anything worth covering up, they'd hire a couple of ninjas to sneak up on these doucheblossoms in the middle of the night and slice their pompous heads off.
Or maybe - get this - maybe they haven't commented because they think that no comment is better than some half-baked bullshit theory pulled out of some ignorant speculator's ass crack. Or, possibly, because they don't have the time or energy to debunk every obstreperous clack-dish who says there's a conspiracy afoot, or don't want to lend legitimacy to their asinine rigmarole by even acknowledging it.
Assuming the horrendously vague and low-quality footage isn't completely fake, and I'm not at all convinced of that, there's all sorts of shit out there like comets and meteors that all reflect light and travel very fast. Yeah, they're cool. No, they're not aliens. Maybe that doesn't explain it, but since when did aliens become the default explanation for every unknown phenomenon?
Oh, and they want to "get our attention" by flashing lights at us. Because that's so much more effective than, oh, I don't know, talking to us. Yes, that makes perfect sense. These hyperintelligent beings who crossed the galaxy to visit our pathetic primitive race simply haven't quite mastered the art of verbal or written communication, so instead they choose to communicate by playing pranks on drunks in trailer parks.
As for the interviews, a lot of smart people go totally batshit crazy. Beethoven, Keats, Michelangelo, Newton, Kafka, Lennon, Elvis, and Kaczynski, to name just a few. We've sent a lot of astronauts up there and it stands to reason that in a few cases the pressure of take-off might have compressed their brains a little. Even the great Buzz Aldrin admitted a long time ago to severe depression and alcohol abuse.
Just because they say they believe in (or "know" about) some massive conspiracy doesn't prove anything. Where is the evidence? Why have not one of the thousands (millions?) of people involved in this conspiracy come out and told us point blank what it's all about and presented something concrete? Fuck, the U.S. government couldn't even cover up Slick Willie getting a blowjob, and you think they can cover up sentient alien life forms with technology hundreds of times more advanced than our own? Right, okay, no problem!
It's so easy to get a couple of crackpots to talk shit on TV. How about some evidence for once? And I mean other than grainy low-definition black-and-white videos of some lights, which could just as easily be dribbles of peanut butter on the reel.
Gah... I just don't even know where to begin with this idiocy. Don't people have better things to do with their time? Why the hell would NASA want to cover up the existence of ETs when they also support widely publicized projects like SETI specifically presuming that there is intelligent life out there and that we want to find it? Why are we trying to crawl around Mars ourselves when we could just ask the Martians for a map? Nothing makes sense.
Claiming that any of these "UFOs" are evidence of "visitors" makes about as much sense as claiming it to be evidence of God. Simply because we don't have an explanation for something (again, assuming it's not a hoax to begin with) doesn't mean we need to listen to every idiot-with-a-mike's highly non-scientific febrile natterings somewhat resembling theories.
Just drop it. Please, do it for the children.
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