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Registered: Mar 2005
Location: Milton, ON Canada
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Re: Questions that need answering!
| quote: | Originally posted by Sonic_c
1) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? NO
2) When French people swear do they say pardon my English? NO
3) "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Yes, buttons are very cute.
4)Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Because of his love for mac and cheese
5)Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? PEDOBEAR
6)Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Col. Sanders
7)Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? Yes
8)Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? Because fat people need room to sit.
9)Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Only for those with peanut sized brains.
10) Don't you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub? No....gay bathing is the new craze
11) Why would superman want to leap over the tallest building in a single bound if he can fly?Because he can...chicks think its hot
12) Why is the name of the phobia for the fear of long words Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? Why not.
13) If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?"
No...they are said to be steak. |
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