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i was the PERFECT drunk on friday night omg. so many funny ass memories w/ my coworkers after happyhour.
i had all the chicks in the bathroom at this bar calling themselves skanks cuz i walked in the bathroom looking for my friend and i was like, "are u in here skank!?" and a few chicks were like "haha yea" and i was like
then they came out of the stalls laughing and i started assigning them all skank numbers. i was like, "ur skank number 2 and ur skank number 3"
then it got really crowded in there so my friend and i stepped outside the bathroom to wait for our other friend and as all the random girls came out of the bathroom they were high fiving me saying, "HAHA number 2!" *next chick comes out* "HAHAH SKANK NUMBER $5 WOOHOO!"
my friend and i were astonished at what i had started. it was like a scene from a comedy movie.
then on the way home my girls had to stop at mcdonalds and one of them was being a diva and asking for all kinds of extra shit and different sauces and i was like, "FOR FUCK SAKE THIS IS MCDONALDS" then i started mocking her and asking the worker at the window "HI! do u have any fresh cracked pepper for my french fries? what about some parmesan and oregano"
everyone in mcdonalds could hear us in the drive through and they were laughing at us.
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone |
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