Could be that lean mass weight gain diet I gave you a few months back?

Don't farts always smell bad?

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If i am around friends and stuff.... i just let them rip.

I dont give a fuck. But then when there are aquientences (sp), i have to hold it in

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On OOKA-OOKA ME NACHOS ME PRESS KEYS ON COMPUTER GOOD

i just farted. wonder if the ppl sitting next to me will smell it? hehehe

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I have let farts that have absolutely made my week. Like it feels like there's a friggin badger in my stomach or something and I just feel farty and bloated, like I just drank a foamy latte. And then I let a big groany fart and I instantly feel like a million damn dollars. And then my wife goes 'Oh my !!?!.....did you shit your pants?!?' Greatest thing ever.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles "Man, I farted in my room three months ago and the smell is still here! What should I do?!"

personally I find that salad & especially boiled eggs give me wind. It's lovely to smell the egg you ate a few hours ago.

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Originally posted by Lira Oh, it's the same then. Still, I think David Michael is on to something: Are the post-colonal kinetic properties of a fart what gives farts their farthood? Can anything else be fartised, or is it something inherent to farts that leads to such mystical farthood? Or is it fart too speculative!?

Why are farts so god damn funny? The best is it coming from someone who obviously doesn't want it to come out... and then it slips... or letting one go and spying on people who walk into that invisible wall of rotten cabbage, rare filet, and egg yolk and witnessing their faces.