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Originally posted by spanglo Escape from L.A. is one of the worst movies ever. Any movie with a cast member from Friends is also guaranteed to suck balls.

false. the one matthew perry did with bruce willis was quite funny, and had nudity (thankfully from neither of the aforementioned)

Ah yes, Flash Gordon! Good times.

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Originally posted by Meat187 Easy

HAHAHA that tag line is awesome: "She did the laundry, washed the dishes, and scrubbed the floor. Now she's cleaning up the streets."

unbelievably awful, god it was terrible. made it easy to get everyone to drink terrible whiskey afterwards however|

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

I once dated a chick and she dragged me into this:

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Originally posted by Meat187 I once dated a chick and she dragged me into this:

umm, have u checked to see if you still have your manhood down there? that movie is filled with hot teenage chicks dressed like skanks. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Zoso Flash Gordon!

Not to be confused with the excellent film Flesh Gordon

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Originally posted by Slylee umm, have u checked to see if you still have your manhood down there? that movie is filled with hot teenage chicks dressed like skanks. lol

Naked skanks getting their holes filled on the internet = free

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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Originally posted by montana it's so ridden with cliches so it becomes awesomely bad tho

That movie has one good scene in it. Where the weird guy is humping the nuclear bomb. Taken out of context that is a very weird sentence.

It also has Peter Stormare in it and for some reason i really like the guy.

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Originally posted by Slylee umm, have u checked to see if you still have your manhood down there? that movie is filled with hot teenage chicks dressed like skanks. lol

Jap, you're right, of course. While I was stuffing popcorn into my ears, trying to scratch my eyes out and my guts tried to put an end to this whole misery by killed me from inside - Braindead-style - and when all this failed trying to lobotomize myself with a Cola can, just so I didn't have to endure this disgusting piece of shit anymore, I indeed had a hard-on.

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