Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
Do you want him to want you to think he's gay?
Oct-19-2008 21:45
josh rising
annie / don't stop. 2009!
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: tampa, fl
quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Do you want him to want you to think he's gay?
maybe. do you want me to want him to want me to think he is?
Oct-19-2008 21:46
Frenchie
life in technocolor
Registered: Feb 2006
Location: Intergalactic Planetary
I'm not gay enough to understand this.
Oct-19-2008 21:47
jupiterone
housin' guide
Registered: Dec 2004
Location: los angeles
oh dear
Oct-19-2008 21:48
bas
Stronger Lover
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Here I Am Baby
Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the fuck is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh.
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Oct-19-2008 21:49
Ian
Not dead yet.
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: UK
quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm not gay enough to understand this.
quick, dump a pile of oestrogen on us and save the thread from fem-extinction
Oct-19-2008 21:57
Jake Benson
Supreme Vaginaddict
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: New York
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Oh by the way that text thing is pretty neat. You totally should have gone up there and played music. What the fuck is wrong with you? ABCDs breeeeeeeh.
I would have but I think they were looking for me to actually ban me from the club.
Originally posted by Jake Benson
I thought it was going to be full of hot masculine guido-ish guys with Boston accents because that's ALL I saw everywhere I went. But in this club it was all gadamn FLAMING FUCKING FEMS! None of them spoke Bostonian, all fucking Gaylic. And they just bragged about what college they go to. Many weren't even watching the game (fucking Boston came up from 7-0 in the 8th to beat motherfucking Tampa holy shit!!!!) BUT the MUSIC was the worst. It was all fucking mash-up pop shit with Madonna. I wanted to kill myself.
So there was two giant screens in the main floor that was some kind of real-time chat that everyone could see. You could text a number so your text could end up on the screen. So messages were like "play Madonna" or "guy in red shirt ur cute." I decided to text the giant screen on display for everyone to see, and of course the DJ fag had to respond to defend all the lifeless stereotypes reading the screen:
ME: "Stop playing American pop mash-up crap music i hear in every other gay bar in the US"
fag: "Get out of the US then"
ME: "No get ur gay generic crap mooosic out of the US"
ME: "Jay kay gurlfriend. Madonna is like soooo couture tranny"
fag: "If you don't like it then come up and take over my DJ booth"
ME: "Oh yeh lemme just pull records outa my ass that I brought with me"
fag: "Who spins records?"
ME: "Oh sorry mr dj u spin itunes mp3s on 128kpbs my bad"
fag: "Show you face and stop hiding behind a phone"
ME: "Only if u give me a kiss bitch. I got no action all week."
admistrator to my cell phone: "You have been banned from the system."
c0r version: no matter where you go, gays are still oversensitive fags.
