I took a good old fashioned shit on speed in an afterhour many years ago. I remembered enjoying it in a sketchy paranoid sort of way.

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Originally posted by iammesol I have hovered. Just watch for the splash!

Exactly, man. I used to worry about such, but once you realize that teh splash is almost inescapable, you just eventually say fuck it and mount damned near any throne!

Nightclub restrooms have to be the worst places ever to take a shit. Some around here don't even have doors on the stalls. So forget about shitting in peace.

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Originally posted by JD8180 +1 I'm the shyest pooper.

+1 on your +1

I HATE shitting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the shit to end all shits brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me.

He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a fucking pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I fucking sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without shitting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious shit ever. Victory was mine!

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Originally posted by The17sss +1 on your +1 I HATE shitting in public. I can't do it if there's someone else in the bathroom. I used to have my favorite secretive toilet in the library at FSU... 3rd floor tucked away in a corner that nobody ever went to. One day, I had the shit to end all shits brewing while I was in there plagiarizing a paper, and made my move to the bathroom. It was perfect... total silence, pristine stall... then bam! Some f*cker came in and sat in the stall next to me. He seemed to be in the same predicament as me. You could hear a fucking pin drop in there.... neither of us made a sound or moved an inch, and seemed determined to wait the other person out. I fucking sat there for 15 minutes before he finally got up and left without shitting. I then proceeded to take the most glorious shit ever. Victory was mine!

Fuck yeah! pwnt!

A few years ago I was taking a disgusting E dump at a co-ed washroom at the annual Bal en Blanc (White Party) in Montreal. Most horrendous bowel movement because the several E's gave me gut-rot that night. Anyway, I was using the toilet doing the number 2 when I heard two girls come into the stall next to mine.

Long story short, I could hear lots of moaning going on after a few minutes of listening in. The pervert in me decided to pop my head over for a little peeping tom after my dump. Was in total heaven when 2 beautiful stripper-like girls shed their angelic costumes and were stark naked. It was just amazing watching 2 girls go at it, as one girl was performing cunnilingus on the other. Only got to watch for like 10-15 seconds in fear of getting caught. The best dump of my life. Amazing things always seem to happen to me in Montreal.

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I'm not a member of the shitting while rolling club, but I am a member of the puking while candy flipping club. I hadn't even eaten anything

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN E gives me the chronic runs, so yes, basically every time i party i have to take one huge runny dump. and i fucking hate public toilets, let alone ones in clubs

I cry if I get that feeling in Halo any time after the first 4 minutes the club opens!

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I use the employee bathroom

what kind of music do you prefer when you have to go?

trance to shit in a club to?

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Originally posted by inconspicuous what kind of music do you prefer when you have to go? trance to shit in a club to?

Break Beats

I remember going to a big warehouse rave some years back. There was an area fenced off with about 20 portaloos arranged in a semi-circle and someone had taken a shit right in the middle of the circle, on the concrete floor.

I'm not sure how/if they did it unnoticed, or how they wiped.

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